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cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/19241243
Waving a big chart as a prop in the White House Rose Garden, Donald Trump suggested his new tariff plan was simple: “Reciprocal – that means they do it to us, and we do it to them. Very simple. Can’t get simpler than that.”
Perhaps a bit too simple. The method used to calculate the most important numbers in international trade, politics and economics has left some of the world’s leading experts shocked.
For each country, the White House looked up its trade in goods deficit for 2024, then divided that by the total value of imports. Trump, to be “kind”, said he would, however, offer a discount, so halved that figure. The calculation was even distilled into a formula.
A brain dead Orange Turd running our country. What could go wrong.
Uh excuse me, where is your ridiculously oversized truck and bedsheet-sized flags?
Chat, are we cooked? (Yes)
Mentally, this is where I am at: https://youtu.be/rN6fcu1qCcw
Merely watching that guy “dab” was worth it. And he did it three times!
Now this is epic
54d chess you fools
Trump probably couldn’t even figure out how to stalemate or win every tic-tac-toe game.
Someone made it in excel in 10 minutes.
Excel at least uses some sort of organizational schema. Those charts are thrown together completely at random.
No, there’s a formula. It’s just a transparently stupid one based on fallacious zero-sun thinking.
at $87,000 per minute.
The economists are only “stunned” because they’re used to dealing with logic, reason, and numbers that make sense. You have to throw those things out the window when dealing with Mango Mussolini, folks!
“[It is] quite an extraordinary calculation after months of work behind the scenes,” said Jim Reid, the global head of macro research at Deutsche Bank. “[It] didn’t add much confidence on there being an in-depth strategic implementation plan.”
lol. First of all Deutsche Bank, how are you still operating, and secondly it’s your fucking fault the demented rapist is even here (thanks to Justice Kennedy’s son). Thirdly, anyone who thinks a trump administration effort is going to have an “in-depth strategic plan” is smoking crack. (Those of you arguing ‘project 2025’ remember that came from outside the administration)
‘Willing sycophants’ came up with simplistic formula that has thrown global economy into disarray
Way to shoot us in the crotch republiQans and eligible non-voters! You suck!
B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.
“Make America Wealthy Again”
Tariffs don’t charge the foreign entity
American companies pay the tariffs
The “America” being made wealthy must mean the government
The same government that isn’t paying out to USAID, researchers, or anything else DOGE plugged
Less money out, more money in.
This will be remembered as the largest migration of money between classes in US history.
American companies pay the tariffs
American companies pass throught he tariffs. American people pay them.
The thing that makes no sense to me is… who is actually making those calculations?
It sure as hell isn’t trump, I doubt his ability to understand what a trade deficit is.
Is he even capable of describing his goal to someone in a useful way such that they could come up with the calculations?
The dude majored in economics and very clearly does not understand how a trade deficit works.
From Trump University?
He barely passed an undergrad econ degree at Wharton. Wharton’s MBA program is well-regarded, its undergrad program was, at that time, barely selective.
Rich kids get gentleman Cs like GWB did at Yale. There was no possibility that he wasn’t going to pass.
It’s literally chatgpt, or one of the other AIs. They’re all spitting out the same nonsense.
I mean vaguely plausible except that I don’t think ChatGPT could do anything with what trump could ask it.
And honestly ChatGPT would probably come up with a much much more sane policy than this one
Some people tested this and it seems most likely what happened:
https://www.theverge.com/news/642620/trump-tariffs-formula-ai-chatgpt-gemini-claude-grok
The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.
All is going according to plan.
They are also designed to give Trump leverage over companies and countries.
Kind of like punching your neighbor in the face, shooting yourself in the foot, then begging your neighbor for help.
This is nonsense that gets spread way too often. The wealthy benefited from Covid, but they did not benefit from the Great Depression. Billionaires are shortsighted hoarders who can’t help but screw themselves over in their race to the
topend. They really are so fucking stupid and greedy that they will crash the economy by accident, AGAIN.It is kind of seeming like this. Anyone who has a ton of cash on hand can get amazing deals on assets. Trump has said as much.
Republicans have been confidently and fully wrong about economics for like a hundred years now dude, a republican making up economic bullshit that will hurt the American people should not be a surprise.
Odd (not at all) that Russia is not included. I know that we lot do about $3.5 billion in trade with them but some places that we hit with tariffs are not even inhabited.
Hey, he used the good crayons
Fuck this piece of shit.