• @[email protected]OP
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      Yeah, because “naughty” language is SO harmful to anyone under 18 and can’t be freely found fucking everywhere that’s not patrolled by conservative nincompoops 🙄

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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        29 days ago

        nincompoops

        This, alone, deserves an updoot lol one of the best, most destructive insults imo

      • MudMan
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        Well, I’d say “you get a warning and need to click past it once” is probably the right set of guardrails there, which is to say “as robust as a little bit of tape”.

        The real disincentives on Google services are downstream, where that impacts your placement to receive ads and monetize. I don’t know how much The Onion cares about that, I’m guessing Youtube ads aren’t a massive slice of their revenue pie, but for everybody else it’s a significant carrot and stick thing to keep access to that sweet, sweet midroll ad money.

        • @[email protected]
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          89 days ago

          “you get a warning and need to click past it once” is probably the right set of guardrails there

          You also have to sign in…

          • MudMan
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            Sorry, I may be too old to know this off the top of my head. They won’t let you watch a “not for kids” embed unless you’re logged in? Or is that for a separate “sensitive content” flag?

            • @[email protected]
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              28 days ago

              I think it’s separate, assigned automatically by scanning the subtitles and imagery, probably.

  • mechoman444
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    259 days ago

    To be fair there is quite a bit of swearing in the video.

    I can see how they wouldn’t want it plastered on other websites that wouldn’t warn about the foul language.

    • @[email protected]
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      199 days ago

      Yeah… understandable. What really grinds my gears is that the whole world has to submit to these very American rules. The rest of the world doesn’t believe you need to be an adult for swear words or a nipple, but we have to accept it.

      • @[email protected]
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        48 days ago

        There are still cultural norms where you live. Probably even some that would be offensive in your country but not in the United States.

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          Not denying that. That’s kind of my point actually… It would be nice if Youtube, Xitter and co had to accept the law and cultural norms in my country. No ridiculously censored swearing, non-sexual nudity normalized, no Nazi salutes…

  • @[email protected]
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    629 days ago

    I’ve always wondered: When companies decide they need to look good for investors, it means to be clean and non-controversial. Why is this? Are investors old and out of touch or something?

    • @[email protected]
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      89 days ago

      Investors tend to be extemely risk averse, so the slightest little thing might scare them off. Even if they decide to take the chance anyway, they still want it to be as clean as possible, to minimizing the risk.

      Even the slightest improvement may increase the investment by millions, or even billions, of dollars, so it’s worth the trouble.

    • @[email protected]
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      569 days ago

      They have to look good to advertisers. And the megacorps of the world need to be sure their brands are not associated with anything “controversial” so they can appeal to as many Americans as possible.

      • @[email protected]
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        269 days ago

        I believe the consensus is that the most profitable target market are children and young teens.

        • @[email protected]
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          119 days ago

          Which makes no sense! I know they don’t have any bills, but they also have no income either! Is the tooth fairy and grandparents birthday money REALLY funding the ecconomy???

          Oh…no, that actually makes sense.

          • @[email protected]
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            29 days ago

            I suspect this is satire but in case its not. Its not the children themselves that are paying, its the parent that pays for whatever their critters demand.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      Basically they want to reach as wide as possible, so they tend to clear out or lock any controversy content behind something, even to the point of being ball-less and/or pro-fascism.

      • MudMan
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        Oh, they love controversial content. If they can put ads on it. Engagement and hatewatching are great for an ad business.

        It just can’t be formatted in a way advertisers want to avoid or regulators want to regulate. The result leads to very weird, very toxic patterns of content and nobody wants to fix it (or has any particularly effective ideas about how).

    • @[email protected]
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      29 days ago

      First of all, who’s your AnR? A mountain climber that plays and electric gitarr? But eh don’t know the meaning of dope when he’s looking for suit 'n tie rap that cleaner than a bar of soap.

  • mosscap
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    I feel like The Onion should host their own PeerTube instance, just for the sake of using an incredibly cheeky domain name like ifuckinghatewatching.video or something cooler like onion.media or something

    • @[email protected]OP
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      89 days ago

      Either way, it’s definitely YouTube that mandates annoying extra clicks to their frontend littered with ads and tracking cookies every time a video is age gated, which is the most infuriating part of this by far.