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Tea to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Types of GitHub Users.

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Types of GitHub Users.

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Tea to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 months ago

    People who work at Apple: Completely Blank

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 months ago

    Where weekdayer

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 months ago

    Needs one that’s like #4 from January to September, labelled: “Fuck Github and anything else owned my Microsoft”.

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      deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah, that’s still interacting with Github.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 months ago

    My personal is shit, my work account though is lit like a Christmas tree but I can’t use that on an application and contrary to popular belief, I don’t always feel like spending all night coding after spending all day coding

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 months ago

    Where’s “I get paid for my code and when I want to do something open source I make a new account and forget about it afterwards?”

    • Eager Eagle
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      4•2 months ago

      what’s the rationale of creating a new account? Just for using a pseudonym, or something else?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 months ago

        I think the use case is simply separating your professional code from your personal code. I don’t need interviewers seeing my throwaway projects.

        • Rose
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          Yup. Officially, last I checked, GitHub encouraged people to use a single account for everything. But I wish they’d at least let people create multiple “personas” on the same account, along the lines of “Notorious Open Source Hacker Alias” vs “Random Code Monkey On Corporate Gig”.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 months ago

            For me, it’s contributing to open source projects that are for NSFW things, stashdb specifically.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 months ago

      Having multiple accounts is against their TOS

      “One person or legal entity may maintain no more than one free Account (if you choose to control a machine account as well, that’s fine, but it can only be used for running a machine).”

      Which is absolutely stupid. I should be able to separate my work commits from my personal commits.

      That said in practice, I’m guessing this is only enforced if they detect you abusing their services.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 months ago

        Work commit are not supposed to be made with a free account. This only says that you can’t have multiple free accounts.

    • Omega
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      6•2 months ago

      Are you the guy I’ve been trying to contact for months? Is this why the person with a single repo is never active?

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 months ago

    Sounds like a good opportunity to draw some square kufic.

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    2•2 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    23•2 months ago

    The Weekender is also anyone working professionally. You can’t stick any of your real work on public github.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 months ago

      Github has an option to show private commits in these graphs though

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 months ago

        Yup, but you might have another GitHub account!

  • pelya
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    16•2 months ago

    #3 is my script that converts one particular RSS feed to .ical format, and pushes it to a repo, because setting up a website for one silly script was overkill.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      #3 is actually impossible because the color gradient is relative and dynamic, is it not?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 months ago

        hello I also have big text

        • @[email protected]
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          Does my text appear to you in big text? It doesn’t on my app.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 months ago

            I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao

            Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible

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              I wrote #3 as in number three. For some reason I did see your text big and bold, but my three was not.

  • katy ✨
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    the “does most commits to private repositories” user

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      The “my company works with bitbucket or gitlab”.

      I’m the release manager for my company. I’d have so many fucking contributions 😅

      • katy ✨
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        or the “ew github? i’m a codeberger” :)

        it’s me; i’m a codeberger.

        • the_weez
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          Ew GitHub? I’d rather go back to SVN

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 months ago

      I’m the “makes commits to Azure DevOps because that’s what his company uses” user, so mine looks a lot like number 4.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 months ago

        How do you enjoy like Azure DevOps?

        I recently had the pleasure of working with it. Thank god I only set up CI for a different team and I’m not part of that project.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 months ago

          It’s… fine. Last job was an AWS shop, so I definitely had to learn the differences but all the commonly used stuff is in Azure too.

          I can’t really make any legit complaints that don’t exist in AWS in a slightly different flavor.

    • Eager Eagle
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      you can configure github to paint private repo commits in the tiles, that’s what I do, so it almost looks like #3, but less homogeneous.

      • @[email protected]
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        Thanks, I didn’t know that. For others also wondering how: https://docs.github.com/en/account-and-profile/setting-up-and-managing-your-github-profile/managing-contribution-settings-on-your-profile/showing-your-private-contributions-and-achievements-on-your-profile

      • mesa
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        17•2 months ago

        Kinda, theres a way orgs can now hide the activity. For example, my github:

        and then when im logged in:

        But GH commit tiles are a silly metric anyways.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 months ago

    Wish it would include commits of our closed Gitlab instance on Github, then I wouldn’t be #4

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    15•2 months ago

    I wish I saw a GitHub wizard in the wild

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 months ago

      Be the change you wish to see - https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

  • db0
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    95•2 months ago

    Third one should be called “A Bot”

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 months ago

      100%

      My GitHub profile looked like that for a while when I was using my own PAT for a CI step that did repo syncing.

      Now a bot account gets all the credit. :(

  • @[email protected]
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    52•2 months ago

    What’s a mondrian

    • datendefekt
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      9•2 months ago

      An abstract painter whose thing was overlaid rectangles in prime colors.

    • @[email protected]
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      51•2 months ago

      Famous painter, best known for abstract paintings, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian , section Life > Paris

      • @[email protected]
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        I saw an exposition of him and is pretty cool seeing him reaching and exploring until finding out that style.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 months ago

        Thanks

      • @[email protected]
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        Ah rectangle dude. Invented the triangle and revolutionised art from the 1930s onwards until Picasso made minecraft

      • @[email protected]
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        There’s also a programming language named after him: https://dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html

      • @[email protected]
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        In practice, I guess this would be a person with a fixed schedule that just changes a lot.

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 months ago

    Wheres the fucker who made loss in his commits

    • Elvith Ma'for
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      16•2 months ago

      git commit -m .:|:;

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