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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Back in my day we called them jokes

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Back in my day we called them jokes

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Sabre363
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    21•2 years ago

    Hi taxi, I’m Dad.

    • Spliffman1
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      1•2 years ago

      I’m a taxi, Hi random guy on the internet

  • FiveMacs
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    88•2 years ago

    I don’t get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves…

    • @[email protected]
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      114•2 years ago

      I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a real text exchange but was created merely for our entertainment.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•2 years ago

        I wouldn’t complain

    • @[email protected]OP
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      63•2 years ago

      Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they’re gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          At 7am?

          • @[email protected]
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            5•2 years ago

            That’s a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it’s common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.

    • Spliffman1
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      16•2 years ago

      Because he wouldn’t have said “I’m a taxi”, and there wouldn’t have been any joke

    • Seraph
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      10•2 years ago

      If this was my child I’d definitely feel like I failed somewhere.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•2 years ago

        There could be many reasons. Maybe he‘s mute, deaf or something similar

        • Seraph
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          1•2 years ago

          deleted by creator

    • 2d
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      14•2 years ago

      I guess you’re just not very imaginative then

  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 years ago

    Dad’s inbox the following Monday: “Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home…”

  • FoolishFool [she/her]
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    2 years ago
    spoiler

    walter-breakdown

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    The real question is - why is this a gif???

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 years ago

      It’s a WEBP file, not a GIF.

    • Spliffman1
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      3•2 years ago

      I never asked that question, I asked why are people doing like serious analysis over a dumb joke

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Gif is an image format. It helps convey visual media much easier.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    I’ve always found dad jokes funny, there’s just something about them that matches my humor lol

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