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Philo to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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The D

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  • Eochaid
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    21•2 years ago

    She wants the scared and amazed face? I don’t get it.

    • @PixeIOrange@feddit.de
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      2 years ago

      She wants the sdcard and amazon fare? I dont get it.

    • Fushuan [he/him]
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      14•2 years ago

      Dick. the Dick. D: is usually where the external hard drive is mounted when you only have a single drive, which is usually C.

      • Eochaid
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        23•2 years ago

        And you normally put your dick in the external hard drive?

        • mihor
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          6•2 years ago

          One ejaculation holds around 16 GB of data, so technically…

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          You don’t?

      • ThenThreeMore
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        6•2 years ago

        Back in my day D was where your CD-ROM drive was mounted. Ya young whipasnappa.

        • @owatnext@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          And A: and B: were your floppy drives!

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    35•2 years ago

    clearly ask for an EXT formatted drive

    get an NTFS formatted drive

    Wtf.

    • captcha [any]
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      5•2 years ago

      ExtFAT

  • TimeSquirrel
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    1•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • Alien Nathan Edward
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    8•2 years ago

    Why would she want the (😮)?

  • @Chemish@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    She wants the D: but he’s just got a 3.5 inch floppy.

    • @RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com
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      2•2 years ago

      This is the real joke

  • Ertebolle
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    10•2 years ago

    It’s a micro USB drive, he flashed it and all the cheerleaders giggled

  • @Redredme@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE

    (I don’t know, you guys said she wants the D)

    • Affine Connection
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      1•2 years ago

      Kidnap the D the speaker the conduct

      —Opening crawl of Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West

  • callyral
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    12•2 years ago

    i use btrfs which ext is that

    • @hellishharlot@programming.dev
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      3•2 years ago

      Ext5?

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    12•2 years ago

    You know, this could be a pretty funny Linux joke, but the comic had to ruin it with some cringey dick joke.

    • radiofreeval [any]
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  • @reversebananimals@lemmy.world
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    101•2 years ago

    I like my partners like I like my filesystems.

    FAT and 32.

    • @nUbee@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      I prefer them to be exFAT.

    • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      I like em like I like my encryption. Old and already cracked.

      • @aksdb@feddit.de
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        2 years ago

        I like them like I like my passwords. Short and insecure.

    • Uvine_Umarylis
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      2 years ago

      Hmm, that’s better fo sho, tho a bit of extra fat don’t hurt

    • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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      2 years ago

      Old and simple but chance for data loss?

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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      17•2 years ago

      Your taste in partners is as bad as your taste in filesystems. Who uses FAT32 in 2023? At least use NTFS

      • NightDice
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        18•2 years ago

        Who uses FAT32 in 2023?

        Any EFI partition?

      • @elfahor@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        13•2 years ago

        Why would anybody use NTFS? btrfs ftw. Also all EFI partitions are FAT. And lastly, if you want a USB stick to be portable across operating systems, FAT is still the way to go

        • @original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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          5•2 years ago

          I don’t want it portable, I want windows users to lose. I use ext4 on all my usb drives

          • @SneakyThunder@sh.itjust.works
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            3•2 years ago

            Btrfs with compression can substantially “increase” capacity of your USB stick. IIRC I managed to fit 20-30% more data on 64Gb stick than its maximum capacity!

      • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        Everything uses FAT32. ATMs, the fare machine on transit systems, the sorting system at your post office, traffic lights, nuclear power control systems. Literally everything that isn’t a Unix, MacOS, or a Windows machine uses FAT32. All that stuff has worked for decades and will probably keep working for decades more.

        • @maynarkh@feddit.nl
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          5•2 years ago

          Like your mom.

    • @Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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      32•2 years ago

      Well, I’m glad its 32, and not the ones previous

    • peopleproblems
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      9•2 years ago

      My time to shine.

  • @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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    4•2 years ago

    This comic was ahead of its time. Back when it was written, optical disc drives were still common, so an external drive would be E: or higher. Now, though, it’s actually realistic.

  • Affine Connection
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    26•2 years ago

    Specifically, she wants to mount the D:.

  • @ClamDrinker@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You know this one’s dated because I’m pretty sure by today’s standards having only a C: drive is quite unusual. Hard to find statistics on it but I’d wager most people have at least 2 storage devices, especially an SSD / HDD combo is pretty popular.

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      • Affine Connection
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        1•2 years ago

        Would such an SSD be reliable?

        • @rotopenguin@infosec.pub
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          1•2 years ago

          An intel 2TB (which is actually Solidgim) runs under $70. I sure hope it’s reliable.

        • @ramenbellic@midwest.social
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          1•2 years ago

          Samsung 970 EVO m.2 SSD for $181, Very high quality, reliable storage device.

          • Affine Connection
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            4•2 years ago

            That’s not under $100 US.

            • @Kleysley@discuss.tchncs.de
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  • @00dani@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23•2 years ago

    nah, D: is obviously your secondary internal drive for storage, because C: is an ssd for performance

    she actually wants the E: 🏳️‍⚧️

    • @plushie_neko@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      She wants my CD-ROM?

  • @bearded_zero@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    and that’s how she got pregnant….

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