I legally require this to be satire
Everything on these planet was planted by god for humans to use however they want. /s
I wish people didn’t believe that.
Bro wtf.
I grew up catholic and WHAT? Jesus would be at least on burny side lol
He should be cuddling a baby sized oil barrel.
In the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series, frack means fuck.
Full video title, before youtube cut it off was “Why Jesus loves fracking toasters”
So say we all SO SAY WE ALL
Jesus doesn’t like what the Christian fascists like
Jesus loves heirarchy and obeying evil empires, do you not understand that there is literally no subtext to Render Unto Caesar? What is Caesar’s? Everything, peasant, shut up and obey.
But supply side Jesus does!
I couldn’t find this. Guess this is just for the meme. I found a crazy amount of similar content though.
I fucking hate this timeline… I always fall for ridiculous memes about Conservatives, because, like, Conservatives almost literally cannot be outdone in the sheer quality of stupidity they’re putting out.
This is without a doubt something I would downright expect from Prager U, in all seriousness.
How can this even be parodied? It even covers sarcasm, ffs…
Superhero Jesus is a great improvement. Let’s get on with this.
