He claims he wants to leave politics but he still is never seen without a bright red “make American great” or “trump was right about everything” hat. Its almost like he’s lying, or something.

See guys, shitposting works!

If he spent more time working, instead of wasting time online, then he wouldn’t see all these posts.

He bought a social media company and is now mad that people xit (shit) at him.

He spend his time attacking wokeness all the time.

to be fair, who could have predicted that insulting and damaging your best customers was a bad marketing strategy?

Good. That was the point.

Well, bud, you should have left the Sieg Heils on 4chan, you fucking idiot. Empathy is weakness, remember?

The attacks will continue until morale improves

Fuck his feelings!

I’m trying to be empathetic towards what that must be like for him, but…

Title should be “Musk wants you to believe he wants out of politics…”

It’s all a big act for this psychopath.

He entered politics by attacking the left. Free Speech Bitch Boy over here can dish it but he can’t take it.

This guy can’t even wear a hat right and thinks he looks intimidating/provocative/authoritative doing his little fingertip touching hands. He’s such a narcissistic fucking nerd who never got out of his Joker phase. It really is too bad that he lived being thrown down that flight of stairs.

Many of those who are still sending the emails are sending similar messages each week or are viewing them as a joke.

Seriously. Anyone who’s not taking the opportunity to entertain themselves via their emails is missing out on a chance for a rare level of workplace joy.

If it were me I would be diligently sending in something like this every week:

1. Saved $150 billion from the federal budget, I will take no further questions
2. Wasn’t woke
3. Mission to Mars planned and confirmed for 2026
4. Asked my staff every five minutes what they were working on and threatened to fire them if it wasn’t good enough
5. Executive time