Someone toss his ass in prison already!
This guy is so entirely up his own ass.
My understanding is that’s for warmth.
lol
I swear the way he stumbles around his words disarms people to the fact that he straight up lies all the time.
Says the guy who helped drive the “Ship of America” into the iceberg.
Elon.
If you are on a ship… and there is some troublesome bullshit cargo that keeps throwing off the balance of the ship, in a storm, and that cargo is the property of an idiot who keeps trying to erect his own sail, despite have no clue what he is doing, no idea how sailing works…
You throw said dumbass and his bullshit overboard, so the ship and everyone else survives.
… Then, you mutiny against the idiot captain whos been bought and paid for by the other idiot who is currently fish food.
At this point, it’s pretty obvious his entire goal with DOGE was to dismantle federal agencies that were either investigating him in some way, or were trying to regulate his companies. So, I guess this means Tesla can’t survive without him actively gaming the system in his favor.
We bought a Hyundai EV. Would have seriously considered a Tesla, but.
Model 3 was my next car for years. Now it’s the Ioniq 6. I’m just so grateful that we are only now able to plan a car purchase this year, and not in the last 2 or 3 years where we would now be stuck in a Tesla.
That’s exactly what we got, an I6. Love it.
I have an ioniq 2017 hybrid and its still going strong. Have only done oil changes and tire replacements. Super happy with the car.
Is that his first concern from said realization? Goddammit.
Yes, that is right after where he put his pills. 🤡
It’s because the company is fully subsidized by carbon credits and government funding. The crazy brand valuation is based on fully autonomous driving and person less cabs which will never happen at Tesla.
And vibes, don’t forget how the traders love their vibes!
a.k.a government handouts
Funny how he’s figured that out after it happens.
Are you maining with a lemmynsfw account?
1000%
Hell yeah 💪
3!
Thats some big dick energy, so…probably the right instance.
100%, reddit with balls and other notable things.
“If I drive us all off a cliff, I won’t be using my eject button”
Even in his expressed delusions, he continues lying to everyone else
Translation : “If I can’t keep stealing US taxpayers funds and funnel them into my companies, they won’t be able to exist on their own merit.”
Fuck off and die Elon.
I hope he gets assaulted by a Gorilla. RIP Horimbae.
Stop, I can only get so erect!
Batshit druggie loser says some fucked up bullshit?
How odd
I’m sick of Elon’s bitch ass face.
Exactly! I’m ardently waiting for someone to dirt nap this clown, so I never have to think about him again.
He’s scared to take a shit without an armed guard. Aparently, conveying this information counts as inciting violence on reddit. I just publically imagined having to stand there and listen to that flabby windbag take a shit and declared he couldn’t pay me enough. He thinks everyone else is as greedy as he is, and in his shitty vampire circle, he’s pretty much right. You couldn’t pay me enough to kiss that ass. My self respect is not up for sale
I would genuinely rather live under an overpass than have such a horrible job as having to work directly for that monster.
Also, it makes sense he would have such a fear of the bathroom; rats, snakes, specialized robots, and tentacles (in Futurama) can all make their way up into a toilet through the sewer system.
Edit: I just realized elon’s ketamine addled brain might genuinely worry that the sewer mutants from Futurama might pull him down there.
It is long past time for torches and pitchforks.
Do you mean thoughts and prayers, or rifles and windage?
