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Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
y’all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
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The Italian seal of approval
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I don’t see any seals in the picture.
Here’s one!
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.
It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.
Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.
I mean, sure. You do you, friend.
I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.
Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.
I thought it was finger banging.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t
that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.
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phallus […] floating in conception bay
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn’t too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
That’s it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. …really?
Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
Let the comments begin.
THE PROPHECY!
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
c/BrandNewSentence
2023, but good find
My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
This happened two years ago…
And it still hasn’t melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I’ll watch hockey
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
This is immaculate
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I’d be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
Conception hahahahha
