Don’t threaten millennials with good things.
We will assume it’s bullshit.
At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.
Turns out back alleys make great health clinics!
Where do I sign up?
Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?
If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?
Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.
Imagine the government doing something good for it’s citizens.
Please.
For free? I doubt it.
Millennials are killing the killing industry.
To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!
So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?
Break glass in case of despair, yes
Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.
Yes please.
Uhh, I’m a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?
You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit
At first I was like, Get right fucked… Then I thought… Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.
legalize lethal injections!
Drugs and murder while we’re at it.
I’m gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.
wat
Microplastics won’t let me live or let me die, we are all trapped here with my bullshit.
