Got it off reddit and dont want to find the original because im on mobile. Im a lib

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    782 years ago

    My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      322 years ago

      i think you should also move all your appliances to the ceiling so that you can use your sneaky sticky gloves and ropes to hang upsidedown with your cool nightvision goggles, this also grows her reliance on you

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    understandable, at my house we do the same thing ever since I caught my wife sucking clock

  • Farman [any]
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    192 years ago

    Back before i started cultivating a pure yang technique i had a girlfriend who made me wear a clock. Not because i was late. Im the most punctual perso i know. But because she tougth it looked cool. But weraing a watch is very uncomfrtable. So i started constantly telling her the time until she got annoyed ad took the watch away.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      232 years ago

      99% certain way too many creepy fucks will miss the bit/satire/whatever and see his advice as “based” anyway.

    • @[email protected]
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      272 years ago

      I suspect you are right. He claims to have authored several books, but I can’t find evidence of them outside of his Twitter feed.

  • HornyOnMain [she/her]
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    402 years ago

    Theory: cishet white boomers are so vanilla and puritanical about sex because their D/S dynamic is inflicted upon the entirety of society with no safeword; they don’t need to play pretend in latex suits and stuff behind closed doors. Their entire lives are constructed around ensuring the complete dominance of one person over the other in marriage in a way far more totalising than any sex-slave fetish thing could ever be.

    • frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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      202 years ago

      I agree with this take. Every time boomers talk about marriage it’s like I’m listening to some extremely submissive bottom tell me their crazy fantasy. How do you not get embarrassed by being so overly sexual in public?

      I’m sure Dworkin or Foucault have some deep analysis of the historical reactionary mindset, but you can’t convince me they’re not also getting off.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    352 years ago

    These are the folks that libs want to compromise with.

    Libs please explain how you compromise with a man who believes his wife shouldn’t even be allowed access to a clock. I’d love to hear it.

    • SunriseParabellum [he/him]
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      62 years ago

      These are the folks that libs want to compromise with

      Is that really the case anymore? Trump seemed to throw any delusions the Libs had about “moderate Republicans” out the fucking window, now every Lib I know wants to see the whole GOP burned to the ground. They want to do it via the ballot box and the courts, which is delusional, but even the mainstream Dems have seemingly abandoned the “reach across the aisle” BS and are now just trying to bully people into voting for them by pointing out how evil the Republicans are.

      • CTHlurker [he/him]
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        52 years ago

        The main exception to that is the leadership of the Democratic party. Biden and Pelosi both seem to still have west wing brain, with Schumer being the one person who might actually have a functioning brain.

        • SunriseParabellum [he/him]
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          42 years ago

          Biden and Pelosi both seem to still have west wing brain

          I can’t speak for Pelosi but Biden, or I should more say Biden’s handlers since he’s too old to be pulling clever political maneuvers, seem to be leaning into the whole “Dark Brandon” bullshit. It’s all posturing but they’re putting on a good show of being at least a bit harder on the opposition.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        212 years ago

        Affordable clock access for Pell Grant recipients who operates a successful business in an underserved community for at least five years.

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      182 years ago

      That was one of the worst things that came to light in that video. The verbal abuse and everything that played out was horiffic, but with the car thing you know that this is a deeply though out strategy of control and abuse. Millionaire jerk off chooses to only have one car to control his wife (who was likely groomed for abuse through her conservative Christian upbringing)

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        52 years ago

        That was one of the worst things that came to light in that video. The verbal abuse and everything that played out was horiffic, but with the car thing you know that this is a deeply though out strategy of control and abuse. Millionaire jerk off chooses to only have one car to control his wife (who was likely groomed for abuse through her conservative Christian upbringing)

        When chuddier atheists describe themselves as “culturally Christian” that’s the part they picked up and kept.

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You missed this great follow-up. I’m 99% sure that it is a bit account.

  • stigsbandit34z [they/them]
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    202 years ago

    My wife and i removed all clocks from our home . I have one watch that I wear, so I can continue to tell time. She can ask me the time whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and the husband to keep her and the family in order because we jointly came to the conclusion that time was invented by clock manufacturing companies to sell clocks