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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 month ago

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    18•1 month ago

    What is vibe coding?

    • @[email protected]
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      46•1 month ago

      You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

      • @[email protected]
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        20•1 month ago

        I used to laugh at these, but I’ve just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know… long story short it’s not funny to me anymore

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 month ago

          Not funny because you’re afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

      • Psychadelligoat
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        3•1 month ago

        Absolutely insane that anyone would do this

        Meanwhile I’m dropping my config into my local AI asking “why the FUCK do I suddenly have no permission to write to a folder I’ve been using for days?!?!” Only to have the air go "hey dipshit you put /data/downloads in one spot and /data/download in the other, that’s why, try not making typos that are real words in the future (I told my tech support persona to be mildly annoyed and in need of more coffee because I’ve never known an IT person not to be those things)

  • stebo
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    43•1 month ago

    vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 month ago

    More like “vibe doesn’t fucking work and even the senior can’t figure out why!” Coder

  • @[email protected]
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    57•1 month ago

    Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 month ago

      That’s impossible because that’s my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there’s a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that’s never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

    • SkaveRat
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      7•1 month ago

      Haha, im going to hack you now! So long, sucker!

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 month ago

        Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP’s IP address.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      This is the funniest comment I’ve seen today. But also, how did you both get my IP?!?!

  • @[email protected]
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    18•1 month ago

    We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 month ago

      so… lemmy?

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 month ago

        Just anywhere on the Internet, really

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 month ago

    I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I’ve interacted with. I’m looking forward to this exciting event.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 month ago

      Really? On myachine it looked like shit

  • @[email protected]
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    120•1 month ago

    I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

  • تحريرها كلها ممكن
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    5•1 month ago

    Is this a joke or are they serious?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 month ago

      Look at the URL :)

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 month ago

    If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 month ago

    Already there

  • @[email protected]
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    60•1 month ago

    I registered at “C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html”

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 month ago

      And now I’m sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 month ago

        Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

  • Luffy
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    152•1 month ago

    For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

    • @[email protected]
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      83•1 month ago

      You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

      • Luffy
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        31•1 month ago

        If the AI tells them to

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 month ago

        They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 month ago

          OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

          • @[email protected]
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            8•1 month ago

            Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

        • @[email protected]
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          15•1 month ago

          “free ssh online”

      • veroxii
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        4•1 month ago

        Or use sudo?

      • 74 183.84
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        4•1 month ago

        They ssh into your mom

      • @[email protected]
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        25•1 month ago

        Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

    • N3Cr0
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      58•1 month ago

      Doesn’t work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

      Here’s the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

      • exu
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        8•1 month ago

        /* doesn’t require --no-preserve-root, you’re not trying to delete root after all.

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      37•1 month ago

      Can’t you tell it’s satire? They also said java is javascript

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