Just say “it looks so perfect I thought it couldn’t be natural.”
The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check
yeah easy out
No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.
And im over here going… did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?
This is the proper answer, it’s a win win either way
If you present as a woman, whether you’ve got a dick or not, Selma approves!
Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.
If you’re wrong, they won’t likely be as self conscious.
Good advice,
“Oh I didn’t know you transitioned, what’s it like to not have a penis anymore?” Works every time.
‘well I’m going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out…’
This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. “You must’ve had a great surgeon. I can’t tell.”
*feign surprise
“I never noticed!”
“Your nose, it’s too perfect!”
