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Stomata to [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Sudo

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Sudo

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  • Björn Tantau
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    11•2 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    91•2 months ago

    Sudo is like the safety on a firearm. It’s there to hopefully prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. It won’t stop you if you’re determined enough, though.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 months ago

      By this logic, would su root be like breaking off the safety???

      • desktop_user [they/them]
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        1•2 months ago

        Nah, just never turning it on again

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 months ago

      I don’t know, I have to use SUDO so much that I would never think twice about it if what I was doing was unwittingly dangerous, you even have to su to the root user enough that I wouldn’t think to hard about it.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 months ago

        Me when I put my gun in the holster with the safety off, then accidentally blow my own foot off

  • @[email protected]
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    31•2 months ago

    Minewhile, NixOS:

    “Nice try buddy, now step the fuck away from my read-only file system before I put my flake in your ass”

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 months ago

      And do not forget about impermanence everywhere.

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        NixOS Impermanence, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)

  • Kalvin
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    40•2 months ago

    I used to get output like this after that $ sudo command.

    This user is not listed inside sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
    
    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 months ago

      The first time I got this I thought I screwed up big time. Then, half a second later I was like “wait…”

    • @[email protected]
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      1000001745

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 months ago

        Oh is that the bastard administrator from hell?

    • Cassa
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      Obligatory xkcd

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        22•2 months ago

        If root on every linux machine is Santa, that explains how he gets so much done.

      • Kalvin
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        It said 404 not found • NGIX

        Edit: oh yeah that pic showed up now

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 months ago

          You’re welcome, I’ve run sudo show picture

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 months ago

        Obligatory XKCD

        https://xkcd.com/149

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 months ago

    Probably the funniest linux meme I’ve seen in a few years. Nice.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 months ago

    And if that permit isn’t valid it’ll get reported to… someone.

    • Psychadelligoat
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      5•2 months ago

      Installed Debian for the first time in over 15 years the other day for my new homelab, forgot to add my user to the sudoers file, went to use the command

      Error: User is not in sudoers file

      You’re no longer ratted out by Debian it seems, a sad day

      • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost
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        1•2 months ago

        On my Debian system, I still get mail when I failed to use sudo in time on a machine, and that gets reported via mbox.

        First time ever, I had to look up “How do I check my debian mail?”.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 months ago

    sudo chmod -R 777 / all gas no brakes

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 months ago

    and then you rekt yourself and have to do a fresh install

  • katy ✨
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    sudo show-me-pictures-of-cats.sh

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 months ago

    Windows users as well

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/sudo/

    Mac users as well

    https://iboysoft.com/wiki/sudo-mac-terminal.html

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