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@[email protected] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 months ago

gotta treat your fish good

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gotta treat your fish good

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@[email protected] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 months ago

    How did they empty out all of the water?

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 months ago

      They cracked the bottom of the bowl, digging.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 months ago

        How did they get a tiny fish shovel?

        • @[email protected]
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          22•2 months ago

          Amazon drone delivery

          • naticus
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            2•2 months ago

            If you order a drone from Amazon, do they just fly it to you?

            • @[email protected]
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              9•2 months ago

              Hundreds of tiny little drones deliver it piece by piece, assembling it for you.

              • naticus
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                6•2 months ago

                JIT 3D printer.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 months ago

            How did he produce the picture balloon thing above his head?

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 months ago

              Fishy telempathy, obviously.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 months ago

          It was actually in the bottom of that bubbly treasure chest.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 months ago

        I feel so stupid for asking that question now. Thank you for taking it easy on me.

  • @[email protected]
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    24•2 months ago

    Nothing bad ever came from digging deep and greedily.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 months ago

      Dows anyone else hear drums?

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 months ago

    They delved too deep

  • @[email protected]
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    13•2 months ago

    Allegory of the cave goes wrong

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 months ago

    The lesson here is to never provide small shovels to fishes

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      what else should they use to renovate their home?

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 months ago

    Humans playing with large hadron colliders.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 months ago

    Ok, but…lets say his plan worked. Let’s say everything went exactly to plan, and there is a secret tunnel they can escape to the other side to. Let’s say they escape the bowl.

    …there’s STILL no water on the outside! This whole plan was bad from start to finish. It doesn’t matter that the plan failed. It was a bad plan in the best case scenario.

    • skulblaka
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      8•2 months ago

      That’s outside of their knowledge though. They don’t know what’s outside the bubble, only that life inside the bubble is intolerable enough to risk it.

      Honestly? I respect it. He died venturing boldly into the unknown, may we all be so lucky.

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