My wife called our little guy a menace the other day. I feel this post in my bones.
4 - So you’re 15 years old and deaf now. WHY SO LOUD YOOOWW YOOOOWW.
I read this as ‘car’ and it almost made sense that way too
It kinda makes sense until the plastic eating, I think?
Maybe I’m doing sick ass donuts all the time and going through 2 sets of tires a month. You don’t know my driving habits.
In that case you would be a malevolent little gargoyle just like in the post
Malevolent is such a nice word.
For those, like me, that didn’t know its meaning. It means malicious.
Cringe. Just call it a fuckin idiot like a normal person
I think my cat chews on plastic because he knows I’ll come running out and interact with him. I’m like, you could just meow. If you meow I’ll come, too. He is old and set in his ways.
My dummy is three-ish. There is no randomly chewed plastic, but if I’m sitting at my desk and not giving him my full attention, he’s chewing on everything
