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Pro to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 days ago

ChatGPT does not fuck around

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ChatGPT does not fuck around

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  • @[email protected]
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    I had a … different experience

    • @[email protected]
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      I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

      • @[email protected]
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        Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

    • @[email protected]
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      Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•5 days ago

        OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I’m on 3.5 because I’m not paying for this

        • Melmi
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          2•5 days ago

          The free version of ChatGPT is 4o or 4.1-mini at this point. You can’t even access 3.5 without paying, ironically, since it’s legacy now.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•5 days ago

        Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•5 days ago

      Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•5 days ago

      “a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together” is this a reference to something I don’t get?

      • @[email protected]
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        Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•5 days ago

        I wonder if it has something to do with “frogs” in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. “Stitching” kind of works with masonry as well…

      • @[email protected]
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        I have no idea but it’s the reason I posted that screenshot lol

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•5 days ago

    OP apparently lives in “Surfer’s Paradise”, just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

  • Owl
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    6•5 days ago

    atleast censor your address bro wtf

  • @[email protected]
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    21•5 days ago

    7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

    • @[email protected]
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      Precision

    • @[email protected]
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      If this is scary to ya’ll, it’s what happens whenever you give apps access to your ‘fine’ location.

      • @[email protected]
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        7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•5 days ago

    That’s a good: “don’t fuck with me” if i ever saw one.

  • @[email protected]
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    66•5 days ago

    relevant xkcd

  • @[email protected]
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    33•6 days ago

    Hahaha

    Incoming drone based deterrent

  • don
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    12•6 days ago

    Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

  • @[email protected]
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    99•6 days ago

    “Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

    You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•6 days ago

      The Googling

      • @[email protected]
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        4•5 days ago

        Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

      • @[email protected]
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        So good lmao

    • @[email protected]
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      I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn’t help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.

      • @[email protected]
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        Your gif works for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•6 days ago

          Hey thanks for letting me know. I’ll take a boost wherever I can get it.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•6 days ago

        Your gif works for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          Funny. Doesn’t work for me. And I’m the one who put it there! Good to know though, I can stop adding disclaimers to failed gifs.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•5 days ago

            what client are you using?

            • @[email protected]
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              Jerboa.

              • @[email protected]
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                i think it might only animate gifs when you click on them? https://github.com/LemmyNet/jerboa/pull/580

                • @[email protected]
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                  Yeah, not even clicking on them works, that was my first test. I don’t care though, I know what it’s supposed to do, it’s more about using a moving picture to get a feeling across, and so long as it works for all yous guys, I’m happy.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      5•6 days ago

      The safe word is “pop tart”

      • @[email protected]
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        4•6 days ago

        what’d you call me?

  • MrErr
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    55•6 days ago

    • @[email protected]
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      AI is such a buzz kill

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s because it’s a programmed response.

        There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it’s an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.

        Take a giant spreadsheet with two columns. First one is questions, and the second is responses. Compare queries against first column. When a close match is found, prints out what is in the second column. That’s an extreme simplification of what ChatGPT does. It was never programmer to know or understand what is in either column.

        • @[email protected]
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          17•5 days ago

          No, that’s not how LLMs work

          • @[email protected]
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            8•5 days ago

            I believe you both equally

            • @[email protected]
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              19•5 days ago

              That’s how LLMs work

              • @[email protected]
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                Reminds me of a Geordie Greep lyric:

                Do you know what courage looks like?

                Have you ever seen a woman give birth to a goat?

                That’s what courage looks like.

                • @[email protected]
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                  AI will tell you in this land of oysters you are the world

        • @[email protected]
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          That is absolutely not how LLMs work. “Literally no concept of a joke in their algorithms” is debatably true, but it’s a rather useless remark, because you could equally well say that there is no concept of code in their algorithms, and yet they are able to code. (inb4 somebody comes in and says “not that well!” to which I say: well enough for some uses.)

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    91•6 days ago

    Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Thanks for having that disgusting username, you are now my first blocked user.

      • @[email protected]
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        Hey, SatansMaggotyCumFart is a real mainstay of Lemmy!

    • @[email protected]
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      Oh subtle. Nice.

    • @[email protected]
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      34•6 days ago

      Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

      • NoneOfUrBusiness
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        10•6 days ago

        I didn’t get the joke. Pls help.

        • @[email protected]
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          36•6 days ago

          the coordinates are in Australia, which NA people often joke is upsidedown.

          • @[email protected]
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            30•6 days ago

            Because it is…

            Diagram showing how the moon appears flipped 180° to those in opposite hemispheres.

            • @[email protected]
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              deleted by creator

            • @[email protected]
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              8•6 days ago

              Nah the enemies gate is down

              • ngdev
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                4•6 days ago

                Bean was the real mastermind

        • @[email protected]
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          The coordinates lead to somewhere on the Gold Coast which is in Australia.
          Australia = Upside down land

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/upside-down-australia

          Upside-Down Australia refers to a common online trope in which Australia and the situations taking place in the continent are represented by an image being flipped upside-down, typically within memes. This is due to the fact that Australia is the largest meme-producing country in the Southern Hemisphere, and with much of the Western meme community concentrated in Europe and North America, they jokingly perceive themselves as right-side-up in comparison to their Australian counterparts. This cliche also shares similarities to the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse.

          • @[email protected]
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            the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse

            Isn’t this actually true? I remember reading that water circles the drain (and so toilet water will also circle) in the opposite direction from the Northern hemisphere.

            • @[email protected]
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              Yeah, something something right hand rule

            • @[email protected]
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              It’s not. Coriolis doesn’t have enough effect on such small scale.

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                So I’m a little confused here, because yes that article states that the Coriolis effect isn’t responsible for anything as small as a sink or tub drain going either direction, and that it is based on the angle of the water going into the system (obviously, of course), but I don’t see it saying anywhere that toilets don’t flush in reverse in Australia. Is there a difference in the convention between US/UK and Aussie toilet manufacturing that might for whatever reason cause water to enter the bowls at different angles? Do we use the exact same toilets? Frankly that article doesn’t tell me whether Aussie toilets do or do not spin in reverse, just that if they do it is due to plumbing variables rather than the often falsely-claimed Coriolis effect, so it feels sort of like it’s answering an unasked tangent in this context rather than the question at hand.

                • @[email protected]
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                  I see what you mean. Here is a link from Australian plumbers. There’s no convention.

              • @[email protected]
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                Huh. TIL. Thanks.

                • @[email protected]
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                  and TIL some more:

                  Coriolis deflection sets cyclonic systems turning counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. Likewise, a cannonball fired due north will seemingly veer a teeny bit to the east, and one fired to the south will apparently deflect ever so slightly to the west, deviations a skilled gunner would know to adjust for.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•6 days ago

    Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

  • @[email protected]
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    AI really hate my townhall, huh?

    (Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn’t reveal your exact location)

  • @[email protected]
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    https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17%2F-27.990030%2F153.423950

    • @[email protected]
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      Holy fuck there’s still so much untamed land in Australia.

      Lots of room for growth.

      • Something Burger 🍔
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        The fact that it’s a desert may be a tiny bit of a problem.

        • @[email protected]
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          But it’s a giant island surrounded by water. Surely they can just pipe some water over to the deserts right? /s

      • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺
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        You can try, but all the arable land is already taken. There’s a reason nobody lives in the empty spots.

    • @[email protected]
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      I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude’s address. Oops

      • @[email protected]
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        Not a shabby neighborhood

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      Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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