I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
Is this the krusty krab?
“No, this is Patricia!”
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.
Women asked…
Was I supposed to do that?
Do they? I’ve never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy’s name. I’ve heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
Richard, maybe
Jimmy!
What?!
We do?
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware
Would you look at that Nagini… That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh… can anyone translate parcel?
Normally I’d have your back with the translation but I can’t understand the cockney accent OP is speaking with
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
Mr. Boopsie?
Beats me.
Other way round, surely?
…And don’t call me Shirley
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends
We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
