Not a plant but yes ☺️
Would (go back to her place and die)
Overwater and chill.
I think I’d like that very much
During the Covid Pandemic I was stuck at home and started playing around with 3D printing and microcontrollers.
My most useful achievement from that is designing and making a battery powered automated plant watering system (still have a bunch of circuit boards, little water pumps and components around to assemble more).
Having outsourced the plant watering to a machine, my indoor plants don’t die anymore.
I’ve killed so many rosemary plants
Succulents are really hard to kill. I still find ways somehow.
My cactuses all died along with a part of me.
Same, and I live in the desert. How the fuck do you kill a plant that’s living in its native environment!? I didn’t treat it any worse than what a wild desert cacti would get.
Damn, that’s unlucky. I think Walmart cactuses are just cursed.
Hey you still had something left that could die? Impressive.
Thats basically me.
I have just been to the garden center. “I need to buy a rose” - “What kind of rose?” - “No idea, I was sent by my wife, who was tasked by her boss to buy a rose as a gift. Don’t ask me for details, I’m just the bottom of the totem pole.”
Alright Patrick Bateman, calm down.
Ayyyy bb wanna Netflix and deteriorate?
