Monty Python recycled marriage
No they didn’t
An argument isn’t just saying “no it isn’t.”
Yes it is.
No it isn’t!
Ding, your time is up
Good morning.
YES IT IS YOU CHEEKY BLOOMING BASTARD!
(Insults and contradictions have been merged as a cost cutting measure…)
I dont have to take this from some vacuous stuffy nosed malodorous pervert.
Oh yes you do you Oxford dictionary snorting son of an omnibus Rogering excuse of a hamster!
I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.
No, it’s not.
Yes it is. The parrot one isn’t funny at all
I told you once.
Possibly because you’re actually thinking of “confuse a cat”, which can happen as it’s late.
The dead parrot joke was originally about a man buying a dead slave and comes from a Greek book of humor from around the fourth century AD.
Exactly. Especially when it’s the cheese shop sketch.
Come on the cheese shop wasn’t even in their best twenty skits.
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Ministry of funny walks was way better then the cheese shop and I could list another nineteen right now if I wanted to.
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No, I won’t.
Yes, you will
Dead parrot anyone?
My personal favorite!
Nah, it was a different one, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.
Does your wife like photography? Eh? Say no more!
Candid photos, eh‽
obviously funny walking or illegal sadness was best
No, it wasn’t.
Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.
Some people can only appreciate slapstick.
Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!
I hope he paid the guy…
No, they didn’t!
Yes they did!
sorry, this is abuse.
If you came looking for the video: https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc
I’ve told you once.
No, you didn’t.
Oh I most certainly did.
Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn’t. Definitely not.
ITT: no actual arguments, just mere contradictions.
but there are arguments
This isn’t argument, it’s just contradiction!
Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
No it isn’t
Yes it is!
You are wrong and my dad beats your dad.
