House Speaker Mike Johnson claimed adding a Medicaid work requirement to the Republican spending bill has a "moral component."
  • @BigMacHole@lemm.ee
    20•2 months ago

    I’m a Republican on Medicaid who thinks This is the WRONG DECISION but I would RATHER LITERALLY DIE OF PREVENTABLE CAUSES then to Vote for someone who ISNT a REPUBLICAN!

  • @TommySoda@lemmy.world
    77•2 months ago

    Every time I see that man’s shit eating grin I get so mad. Especially because I know he loves every second of destroying other peoples lives.

  • madjo
    13•2 months ago

    As long as it’s not him or his family…

  • @WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
    5•2 months ago

    Nevermind, I’m full of shit- Mike Johnson isn’t Mormon, he’s a southern Baptist- so, yeah, this tracks.

    I always believed that Mormons had some principles- ones I didn’t agree with, sure- but at least they had their own set of standards. People like Harry Reid, or Mitt Romney, even. I never expected them to take the same path as the evangelicals, who, as far as I could ever tell, never stood for anything longer than five minutes. Say what you want about the old-school LDS- but they used to live by their code, even if that code made your skin crawl. At least you knew where they stood.

  • FuglyDuckEnglish
    20•2 months ago

    Mike also believes it’s moral to watch porn with his son. So this is unsurprising.

  • @klemptor@startrek.website
    14•2 months ago

    Holy shit, Peter David wrote some of my favorite Star Trek novelizations. In 1997, I moved to a new area just before my junior year of high school. My new school was massive and I was an introvert who wasn’t great at making friends. But somehow I ended up hanging out with a few fellow Star Trek fans, who introduced me to his new series, Star Trek: New Frontier (thank you Regina!). It got me through the rest of high school!

    I’m sorry to hear what happened to him. :(

  • @johnpmac@lemm.ee
    16•2 months ago

    I’ve been writing a tune called “ Mike Johnson gives the world’s worst blowjobs, and he makes his son watch”. It may or may not be about the same my.

    • @altphoto@lemmy.today
      4•2 months ago

      I changed it to paint jobs:

      Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made.

      (Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore.

      (Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.