Clue.
Tim Curry.
Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal
Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon
Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise
Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”
Saving Private Ryan is funnier if it’s Nathan Fillion.
Uh, that was Robin Wright you philistine!
Buttercup???
Ok, let’s add to the list:
The Princess Bride - Andre the Giant
Second Eyes Wide Shut because Tom Cruise would never not take a role 100% seriously even as muppet chaos unfolds.
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
Stargate, the series - keep Michael Shanks.
And a special exemption for an all-human cast in Wormhole X-Treme.
I really wanna watch The Blacklist now with only Spader in it surrounded by Muppets…
Just this the whole time
You could pick any character to be the human in Stargate and they’d all be dramatically different movies. Ra is human? O’Neill is human? Scara is human? All wild stories.
In the Mouth of Madness, keep Jurgen Prochnow.
Repo Man, Tracey Walter.
Buckaroo Banzai, John Lithgow
Liquid Sky, Otto von Wernherr
Midsommar. Florence Pugh.
The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.
The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson’s character has stopped Jones’s from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
Major spoiler
In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.
My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon
The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.
Inception, keep DiCaprio
Braveheart
longshanks
Schindler’s List. Liam Neeson.
Girl in the red coat.
I was thinking she’d be played by Elmo.
The Rocketeer (1991).
Timothy Dalton.
In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.
“We named the dog Indiana!”
“He was really good on piano.”
Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee Predator, the predator
Fear and Loathing…keeping Depp/Thompson
