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Rose to Programmer [email protected]English • 9 days ago

The 1,000,000,000th repository in GitHub has been created! And it's something alright.

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The 1,000,000,000th repository in GitHub has been created! And it's something alright.

media.piefed.social

Rose to Programmer [email protected]English • 9 days ago
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  • Omega
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    38•9 days ago

    I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don’t even consider myself that serious

    • @[email protected]
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      Take into account that in order to make PRs to a repository you don’t have access to, you have to make a fork of the repo. Which means another repo.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•9 days ago

    Even Linus seems to like this repo.

    • @[email protected]
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      Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

      https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

  • @[email protected]
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    Shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    101•9 days ago

    https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit

    • @[email protected]
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      21•9 days ago

      Perfect.

    • Lemminary
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      9 days ago

      Needs 💩, should I open a PR?

    • Redjard
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      Got renamed :(

      • @[email protected]
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        6•8 days ago

        Still shit on my machine.

        • Redjard
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          Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do.

          Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21
          This issue mentions the name was changed.

  • @[email protected]
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    19•8 days ago

    Imagine you’re a GitHub employee tasked with leaving a nice message for the 1 billionth repo. Seeing that counter tick towards that joyful moment, anticipation builds.

    What would it be? The next Linux display manager? Something as impactful as Docker or Kubernetes? The early beginnings of a radical new OS?

    Nope, it turns out to be shit. 💩

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    I’m glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it

    • Snot Flickerman
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      60•9 days ago

      Forking shit, man.

      • subignition
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        Holy forking shirtballs

        • @[email protected]
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          7•9 days ago

          For those who don’t know, that is a reference to “the good place”. Go watch it now.

          • SkaveRat
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            12•9 days ago

            And go in blind

            Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

            It’s one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

  • @[email protected]
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    3•9 days ago

    Best shit I’ve seen all week.

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    7•9 days ago

    How did this guy time it to be the 1 Billionth?

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