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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon has fries

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Anon has fries

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • Flax
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    167•1 month ago

    Fake: Girl is interested in anon

    Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl

    • @onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works
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      10•1 month ago

      This is the one lmao

    • @zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      33•1 month ago

      Girl is interested in fries.

    • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      13•1 month ago

      The prophecy

  • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    113•1 month ago

    Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

    • LostXOR
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      46•1 month ago

      Like a seagull. :/

      • deaf_fish
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        1 month ago

        Yes officer this bait right here.

        Edit: After further discussion, I don’t think they were baiting.

        • LostXOR
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          3•1 month ago

          Wdym bait?

          • deaf_fish
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            4•1 month ago

            Well maybe your not bating.

            Like a seagull. :/

            Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?

            • LostXOR
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              4•1 month ago

              Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.

              • deaf_fish
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                4•1 month ago

                Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

                • LostXOR
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                  3•1 month ago

                  No worries, it happens lol.

            • @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              3•1 month ago

              They’re just outside waiting for fries.

              • deaf_fish
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                Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

                • @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  2•1 month ago

                  I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪

            • @real_squids@sopuli.xyz
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              3•1 month ago

              bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that’s more appropriate to your location

          • @beveradb@sh.itjust.works
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            6•1 month ago

            There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬

            I suspect that’s what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅

            (for the record I’m British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they’re super bold in the UK and it’s really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

            • LostXOR
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              2•1 month ago

              Hmm I think I vaguely remember that post; definitely wasn’t referencing it in my comment though.

          • KubeRoot
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            2•1 month ago

            In case you’re serious, I think the :/ conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.

      • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5•1 month ago

        Maybe shes acturally multiple seagulls in a trenchcoat

      • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        omg I’m using this next time someone asks for my food

    • @lemmy12369@midwest.social
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      6•1 month ago

      It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries

  • @jqubed@lemmy.world
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    119•1 month ago

    Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

    • ssɐqɯnᗡ
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      Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

      • @marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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        20•1 month ago

        Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻

        • ssɐqɯnᗡ
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          32•1 month ago

          You’re not getting my fries!

          • SkaveRat
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            9•1 month ago

            can I have some?

            • ssɐqɯnᗡ
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              14•1 month ago

              Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

    • oce 🐆
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      41•1 month ago

      Is that worth losing fries?

    • snooggums
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      51•1 month ago

      Why risk anons virginity like that?

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      22•1 month ago

      But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”

      • @WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world
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        3•1 month ago

        It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol

    • @latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

      Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…

    • @iowagneiss@midwest.social
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      6•1 month ago

      A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

  • @Stormdancer@lemmy.world
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    31•1 month ago

    Girl only wants one thing, and it’s disgusting!

    • @sulgoth@lemmy.world
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      14•1 month ago

      Well they’re McDonald’s fries so you can definately do worse.

      • @Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        2•1 month ago

        McDonald’s fries are quite literally the saddest excuse for fries, what are you talking about?

  • @QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    75•1 month ago

    Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

    • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      0•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

  • southsamurai
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    18•1 month ago

    Never fall prey to the bait!

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    11•1 month ago

    Gotta try friesmaxxing

  • @Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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    12•1 month ago

    Yeah you’re not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.

  • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    63•1 month ago

    Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean I’m horny. I just bought food. I’m hungry, not horny.

    • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      40•1 month ago

      Hi hungry, I’m horny

      • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 month ago

        hi alt, I’m cottage-core

        • @Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2•1 month ago

          Wtf js cottgage xore

  • unalivejoy
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    41•1 month ago

    Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      17•1 month ago

      Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can’t properly consent to the fries.

  • veroxii
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    2•1 month ago

    It’s a tarp!

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      2•27 days ago

      it is a kidney tarp! I mean tart, do you want a kidney tart?

  • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6•1 month ago

    Fake: this didn’t happen

    Gay: annon doesn’t hang out with women

  • @Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    3•30 days ago

    Honestly, I’d probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I’m hungry.

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