• @[email protected]
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    I think it kind of validates a type of thinking that any decent person would want in a candidate. Capitalists are stupid. They don’t know the first thing about skills and abilities.

    They’re the kind of bottom of the barrel dipshits who would dismiss a candidate who is great at spelling just because we have autocorrect, even though that’s a solid brain right there.

    • LadyButterflyOP
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      118 days ago

      That’s a fun skill! You’re also clearly good at picking usernames

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        Thank you! I like making up usernames, and on reddit used to abandon them when I got tired of them. Past ones include HeebieMcJeeberson, MadJackMcMadd and AmiableBowelSyndrome. This was also a way to keep zeroing my karma so I didn’t feel so addicted to reddit. I really like not having a cumulative Lemmy score.

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          218 days ago

          This one’s definitely my favourite. A great thing with lemmy is you can change instances and change your name whenever you fancy it! I look forward to seeing your future costume changes.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    118 days ago

    Unscrambling jumbled words. I can usually do 5-letter ones at a glance, and 6-letters in a few seconds.

  • @[email protected]
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    Clearly you don’t know how I clearly know this clearly isn’t true? Well, it’s simple, you didn’t use the word clearly nearly enough.

    Seriously, go to IMDb and look at any big TV series or movie then go to the goofs section and look for all the very smug ‘clearly’ remarks.
    “The stunt man was clearly wearing a wig to make him look like a woman”…“watch the background to see that George Clooney was clearly not driving the car” etc etc.
    And every single time the word brings nothing to the point being made. Nothing. It’s just out there by the person to show how clever they are for spotting it.
    ‘clearly’ is IMDb’s version of “well, ackchualllyyyy”

  • @[email protected]
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    919 days ago

    Me, refusing to look up the straight answer online and trying to find the FRIENDS apartment only using the intro, going on Google Street View and finding it, before GeoguessR became a thing.

  • @[email protected]
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    719 days ago

    If you give me a pair of knipex snips, I can tell you the generic resin of a polymeric material by cutting it.

    • Higgs boson
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      318 days ago

      I wonder whether I could stump you. The place where I work makes a couple of very niche polymers.

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        commercially available performance materials

        Probably wouldn’t do great with super obscure stuff that doesn’t make it’s way through my workplace but I’d probably do well with the top 25-30 most common generics that probably represent 90%+ of the market

        What do yall make?

          • @[email protected]
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            117 days ago

            PSU is definitely not the top of the list but still in the wheel house. Takes a lot of force before it snaps off with the snips. Send it over.

  • artifex
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    I know we’re all here for the LOLs, but just a quick reminder: it’s ok to enjoy things without being able to monetize them.

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    Northernlion build his entire career of bering the good of trivia, so it is viable. But not as easy as some other careers to get started in

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    I think recognizing a person by hearing them once would be useful as:

    • spy
    • bouncer
    • detective
    • headhunter
    • diplomat
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      Also just for any kind of sales, honestly. I’m always surprised that regular customers at my bakery like being recognized, but they generally do. I was once in the Taco Bell drive through and the cashier asked me how I get my hair to grow so quickly (I grow it out until it’s long enough to donate, then chop it off and start anew), which implied a very long term recognition, so I stopped going to tb for a few months, because I hated the idea of being observed. I’m autistic and not especially social, though, so I can understand that I’m the outlier here.

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        618 days ago

        I think it’s very context dependent.

        Pharmacists often recognize me and I’d rather they didn’t. But I get it. I’m there almost every week for something.

        My favorite bubble tea place now recognizes the car I drive so they will prepare my tea as I’m parking and it’s ready by the time I get to the counter. I did tell them that on occasion I’ll order something different but I appreciated it nonetheless.

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        People recognize my husband (visual disability) and my twin (distinct dress style) around and it makes me so fucking uncomfortable when they do. Especially now here in the us. Please don’t remember us. Forget us and leave us alone. But they act like I’m an asshole for being super uncomfortable with people just fucking coming up and being all “oh you’re from x place!” cause also just because they recognize someone doesn’t mean you comment on that?? I was taught that was rude as fuck?? You also don’t know us at all???

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        I would be proud of being recognized at a local bakery, and similarly uncomfortable being recognized at a Taco Bell.

  • @[email protected]
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    319 days ago

    My skill? Boring, I wanna talk about people with between zero and one lines on a show ages ago.

    Teri Hatcher played a slut on the sitcom Night Court in the late eighties. That’s unfair, she was a sex worker and sex work should not be illegal but I remember her as playing a slut.

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      …to quote my boss from my third professional job: “i may be a whore, but at least i’m not a slut: sluts don’t get paid”

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    My SO identifies people by their teeth. Scary as f for me. Like a Zorro would have caught if he opened his mouth.