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Can lightning disable a tank? I don’t want the crews to get hurt but four or five M1 Abrams stuck in the middle of Constitution Ave would make for some fucking GREAT b-roll for the nightly news.
Maybe? I kind of doubt it, though. These things are freaking built like tanks, after all.
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Still US soldiers and I’m still a US citizen.
So?
I think they doesn’t want to have to pay for a replacement with their taxes.
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What a lovely comment. Have a great day!
You’ll salute the troops and thank them for their service as they’re running us over with tanks.
How many people would be trying to recreate the famous tank man image from tienneman square? 🤔
I’m more interested in whether it’ll disable a particular president. See the secret service try to prevent that act of god
Give him a really tall metal chair to watch it from.
Maybe somewhere high up so he can see better. The top of the Washington Monument for example…
He’s just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
Your “god” is shaming you.
Can’t let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn’t even show up for veteran’s memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)
Trump and Co don’t even think about feeding soldiers, let alone poor children.
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.
Praise the chemtrails!
Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.
Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?
I’m in favor of sticking him out there and seeing if Zeus is ready to smite him yet.
Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.
Yes, but at the cost of long range visibility and wind, which I guess would only be a problem in certain specific circumstances.
We live in the future.
For 3 grand you can buy a smart scope that does all the trig for you. You tell it where you want to hit. Plug in the weight, barrel length, powder charge, etc. It does the math and gives you a firing solution.
Especially if we get him to fly the ceremonial kite.
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
“celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
Sing it with me folks!
To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.
And then immediately afterwards frame it as the United States 250th birthday. Shenanigans.
So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?
To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.
Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.
In his mind he’s probably worried that the low turnout would be bad press for him.
You know, rather than concern for the safety of the attendees.
Bets on Donnie forcing it to go ahead anyway?
Especially since the nationwide and global protests are going to continue regardless
Well, the last few wars have been in deserts
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
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FTFY
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
Lol fucking loser
Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we’ll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.
isn’t he friends with Zuckerberg? Do it in the Metaverse.
