• bjorney
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    1916 days ago

    Southern Australian springtime swimmers who properly update their Bayesian priors know that sharks are the true danger, NOT lightning strikes or plane crashes

  • @[email protected]
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    2616 days ago

    If anyone tells you the water is shark-infested, tell them it’s not. Water is where sharks live. Shallow water near beaches is human-infested.

  • NaibofTabr
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    5816 days ago

    What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far - which, given your present circumstances, seems more likely - consider yourself lucky that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

  • AItoothbrush
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    216 days ago

    I would get really fucking impressed to get attacked by a shark in balaton, a larger sized lake

  • @[email protected]
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    315 days ago

    This looks like a screen capture from MalibuArtist on YouTube. It’s a great channel if you have any interest in sharks and marine life.

    • @[email protected]
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      215 days ago

      Yes, this is a fantastic channel, it can probably cure youof the fear Jaw is creating in people.

  • @[email protected]
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    515 days ago

    I worked at a beach resort in FL for a time, it was crazy going up to the 20th-ish floor and seeing all these ppl swimming around sharks and had no idea…

  • synae[he/him]
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    215 days ago

    I’m happy to steer clear, I’ve never been friends with the beach anyway. Also, gotta try to adjust those stats and not make us humans out to be total idiots