genuinely is there an organization that does this (or similar)? i want to financially suport them or volunteer

  • candyman337
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    Yeah I mean this is basically what the black panther party set out to do in black neighborhoods, escort people and keep the peace

  • @[email protected]
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    “Where are you taking these prisoners?”

    “These are prisoners.”

    “Yes. Where are you taking them?”

    “I am–taking them–to imprison them–in prison.”

  • Match!!
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    2015 days ago

    There’s a small possibility that ICE could start pretending to be not-ICE escorts, but that would require them to have an IQ above room temperature

    • Ænima
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      1215 days ago

      So they become NNICE. Then there will be a NNNICE. We can beat them with confusion. It’s SUPER effective!

  • @[email protected]
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    2515 days ago

    I’m picturing the conversation with the ICE guys. “No we’re with unit 2. Yeah the other unit. You guys can go get lunch, we’ve got this one.”

  • @[email protected]
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    We already are dressed like ICE agents, minus the face covering. You know, because they dress just like anyone else and don’t identify themselves at all.

    • Ænima
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      YES! Finally, my dad-bod is gonna come in handy. To the closet I go to don the most middle-age cop polo I can find! We’re playing dress-up!

    • @[email protected]
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      Yes, then hold them like you don’t like them to your car and take them home. This is a brilliant idea.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      815 days ago

      your honor is it stolen valor to have burrito stains on my XXXL brown tshirt that are only barely covered up by my undersized body armor?

  • BarqsHasBite
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    I wonder at what point of khakis and face covering you cross the line into impersonating an officer.

    • @[email protected]
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      615 days ago

      Extra brown khakis, or maybe extra light khakis…I could see this going either way. Which answer are you looking for?

    • Ænima
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      315 days ago

      Under the body armor they can wear a pride flag. That’s the official badge of NICE! Flash that to those that may want to cause trouble for NICE agents!

  • Chris
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    Don’t do this. The immigrants will get a charge (felony?) for not showing up to court.

    Assuming we think we can get through this with our current laws intact, documenting everything for them is what we should do.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2915 days ago

      you misread the situation. the post suggests giving folks rides home after their court hearing, which is when ICE has been doing their dirty work in a lot of cases.

      but i appreciate your good will :)