She has a severe allergy to something? Sounds like a weakness that we cannot afford the head of DHS to have.
Obviously, her primary allergy is to truth/reality.
Dei hire
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Well good thing murdering people with “power” is not terrorism as proven from the other day. Let’s hope she has a speedy descent.
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
They should have left her where they found her
I hope it’s gravely serious.
Hopefully for her, she’s not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
Hopefully for the rest of us though…
Wait…was she actually poisoned???
Seafood allergy or botox gone wild?
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
The Constitution.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
Truth, honesty, compassion.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
She’s allergic to Dogs.
You literally dropped the same link as OP, only difference is www instead of lite
A ton of people commented like it was a mystery, lol. Figure I would post link so people would believe me.
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh…
Silicone… Botox… Caulk… Whatever… 🤷♂️
She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.
This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.
I was hoping for some good news today
May she never leave the hospital
shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
You’re forgetting the crystals and small pyramids to place under her bed!
That was actually funny 🤣
asdf
Puppy not a goat
That’s… too bad? Anyway, I’m making nachos for dinner.
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that [email protected] actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
Brilliant!
I’m using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.
I’ve taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice
Sour cream seems key to super good nachos. Guac too if its around, but salsa and sour cream minimum.
I’m not a sour cream person, but I do love guacamole when we have some. Salsa really depends. I like a good pico but anything processed, usually not. My wife makes a mean salsa with Serrano peppers. Which is ironic because she hates spicy food, but she has the basic proportions down and just has me taste to fine tune.
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
That looks fabulous. Too bad I had an early dinner and it’s too late to eat again.
Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me
Sounds delicious!
It’s pretty bangin’!
That looks fantastic!
I’m making meatloaf :>
I’m having shakshouka for breakfast. It really hits the spot.
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.
Yum! This looks so good!
Dude holy fuck those look baller as helllll
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Holy crap, recipe?
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You’ll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Yeah that story had to go at the top and contain a jump add literally unreadable otherwise
