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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 21 days ago

Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

dpa-international.com

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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 21 days ago
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  • QuentinCallaghan
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    10•21 days ago

    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•21 days ago

      Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

    • @[email protected]
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      1•20 days ago

      There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).

      I think it’s S3e01

    • @[email protected]
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      5•21 days ago

      Wasn’t that one plot point of Man of Steel?

  • @[email protected]
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    11•20 days ago

    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

    • @[email protected]
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      6•20 days ago

      Why is that guy red

      • @[email protected]
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        2•20 days ago

        He’s shy.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•20 days ago

        He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs

  • @[email protected]
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    19•21 days ago

    The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I’ve heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

  • Omega
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    30•21 days ago

    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

    • @[email protected]
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      38•21 days ago

      It’s for personal use.

      • Captain Baka
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        5•21 days ago

        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

        • @[email protected]
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          14•21 days ago

      • @[email protected]
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        10•21 days ago

        These guys were THIRSTY!

      • @[email protected]
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        7•21 days ago

        If only there was a vegan alternative.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•20 days ago

          Veganism implies consent.

          Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          you may not have any of my flower semen.

          edit: no that’s mean take a teensy piece

      • @[email protected]
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        3•21 days ago

        Taking a bath in style

    • @[email protected]
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      2•21 days ago

      Other farms for insemination, my guess. I’d imagine they’re for specific breeds.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•20 days ago

      There are online marketplaces for it.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•20 days ago

    One man’s cum is another man’s income

  • @[email protected]
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    5•20 days ago

    Do they plan to make Red Bull?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•20 days ago

    Did no one see this coming?

  • @[email protected]
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    10•21 days ago

    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•20 days ago

      The official unit is bull-kkake.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•21 days ago

      deleted by creator

  • Rolivers
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    4•21 days ago

    Finally, bull milk!

  • @[email protected]
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    10•21 days ago

    Is nothing sacred?

  • Magnum, P.I.
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    3•21 days ago

    What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

    • Instantnudel
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      3•20 days ago

      Why me 😭

      • Magnum, P.I.
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        Well it’s a little obvious don’t you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)

        Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?

  • @[email protected]
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    5•21 days ago

    New Jackass Episode???

  • @[email protected]
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    3•20 days ago

    Creamy and delicious

  • @[email protected]
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    5•20 days ago

    Prost Mahlzeit!

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
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    4•20 days ago

    My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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