reveals
There is definitely no way the US military would manufacture and present information in a particular way to further their own goals, they do not “say” things and they certainly never make “claims,” they only “reveal” the truth to us
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Manufactur consent? Never heard of it
Hi Palantir! 👋🏻
I wonder if he realizes how phallic this all sounds
Oof, telling everyone your strike package is a massive ordnance penetrator is just so insecure
Operation Nocturnal Emission
Excuse you, that was a heavy, girthy, super manly premature ejaculation thankyou very much.
“Operation Tiny Penis”
That’s what I hear
Operation Midnight Hammered
For when I was hanging out with my 2 Besties?
Operation midflight stammer
Next: Operation Iron Shaft
First we were shocked. Then we went aww…
The military establishment is really enjoying their moment in the spotlight, aren’t they? Look what they can do, wow. Great that there was no questioning the rational of making the world stage even worse. Good job, everyone.
“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”
- 2025 US foreign policy
Also 2025 US domestic policy
And 2015, and 2005, and 1995, etc etc.
“We did it to Iran, and we will do it to you if you don’t do what we want.”
— 2025 US
foreigndomestic policy
Operation Man-Baby Tantrum.
The world didn’t know at all…
Except for all of the reports that a bunch of B2 bombers were taking off from the US and were spotted heading for the middle east all over the news.
And all the news articles saying “only the US has bombs capable of penetrating deep enough to hit those facilities, and only the US has bombers designed to carry those (very heavy) bombs”.
Yep complete shock to all.
Hegseth thought only his Signal group chat had access to FlightRadar
The B-2 has a crew of two. 18h one way. 36h total mission duration. Do they have sleeping schedules, or do they get drugs?
Trump got the mission name from Melania.
The iran war gonna be called “never gonna pull out”
Operation Midnight Hammer sounds like a 70’s detective themed gay porn film.
I am renaming the mission: Orange shitstain’s treason.
Operation Toxic Insecurity
