The vegetable sheep is not a sheep, but it is a vegetable
Equally confusing is the hen of the woods, which is not a hen, nor, in fact, is it an animal at all.
wtf is it then
Homo sapiens are actually heterosexual on average :(
With your help, we can work on changing that!
Only YOU can prevent heterosexuality
I’ve had to scoot past a family of mountain goats at 14.5k feet on a ridge with cliffs on both sides, and let me say that papa goat was 300 lbs of muscle and was definitely the GOAT!
I remember reading Safari Cards as a kid and found the Monkey Eating Eagle.
Turns out it’s not a monkey that preys on raptors.
Is it a raptor that preys on monkeys?
Strangely enough it’s a type of goat
so Ibexes are european “mountain goats”, and are true goats, but “mountain goats”, are american mountain goats and not goats. Okay. Fuck your english. All my mountain goats are goats.
So yall basically decided that since your fake goat was already named “mountain goat”, all the actual mountain goats in europe couldn’t be names as such and used a weird ass name for them. Goooot it.
Looking it up, the “ibex” name comes from them being from the iberian peninsula, which is true for some of them but there’s goats in every mountain, not only in the iberian peninsula… Shame… Shame.
That ended perfectly and I feel like one of today’s lucky 10.000 after this, thx!
Methinks there’s more than 10,000 of us
Today. Tomorrow’s batch won’t be ready until tomorrow.
Next you’ll tell me monarch butterflies are neither monarchs, nor butter, nor flies
That would technically make them lies…
ok mountain goats aren’t the same species as a domesticated goat but that seems intuitive to me. and they’re pretty closely related…
The Mountain Goats (the band) are fucking great, though, even if they aren’t, in fact, goats.
And both are prepared to stab you with a Foreign Object.
That was awesome, thank you!
Is there a sub/replacement/someotherterm for them?
Uhhh, you could try mewithoutYou, Neutral Milk Hotel, or maybe Cloud Cult? Those are all pretty close, but on slightly different axes.
I love that you just described the bands I listen to!
I took the Mal Blum avenue and ended up with Great Grandpa. Highly recommend.
Also, those flightless aquatic birds most people call penguins are not actually that. Penguins are extinct.
Penguins are penguins. [citation not needed]
Penguins are not extinct. [1] [2] [3]
While it is true that great auks are extinct, and that the word “penguin” originally referred to them, the word possibly comes from Latin pinguis (fat) or Welsh pen gwyn (white head). [4]
Penguins do have fat, and some penguins have white heads, so the word applies to them just as much as it applies to great auks. [citation not needed]
The word “penguin” was used to refer to flightless aquatic birds of the order Sphenisciformes as early as the 16th century. [4]
Also, auks other than the great auk are not extinct. The closest living relative to the great auk is the razorbill, Alca torda, in the family Alcidae, the auks. Other auks include the little auk, the parakeet auklet, and the puffin.
What?!?
Essentially there was a species of birds called the great awks which most people called penguins, the ‘only modern species in the genus Pinguinus’ that humans hunted to extinction in the
late 1700’smid 1800’s. What we call penguins today were only named that because of their resemblance to these extinct birdsAhhhh, thank you!
I’m a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic. The king cobra is neither a king, nor a cobra. Discuss.
Who reigns from the Court of the Crimson King?
Easy Money.
