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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 18 days ago

Missed it by that much!

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Missed it by that much!

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 18 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    I’ve got you OP

  • @[email protected]
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    Haven’t you heard the expression “Missed it by a mile.”?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Missed opportunity 😱

      • @[email protected]
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        4•18 days ago

        Don’t bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about…

      • @[email protected]
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        4•18 days ago

        It’s ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

        • ɯsnN
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          6•18 days ago

          ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.

          • @[email protected]
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            I didn’t know they had made a remake lol

            • ɯsnN
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              https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

              2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•17 days ago

    sell car, try again.

  • Adori
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    14•18 days ago

    Its ok bro just drive backwards

  • @[email protected]
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    Drive in reverse. I don’t care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.

    • Midnight Wolf
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      4•18 days ago

      A mission made just for me

      • @[email protected]
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        The hero we need.

        Also maybe deserve.

    • @[email protected]
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      This works, I’ve tried it.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•18 days ago

    Now try to get “clitoris” miles, but I’ll bet you’ll never find it.

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  • @[email protected]
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    Damn now you gotta get a new car :(

  • @[email protected]
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    9•17 days ago

    I posted mine recently. In dull men’s club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit

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    • @[email protected]
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      Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?

      • Unimalion
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        I think it’s more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy

  • Eager Eagle
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    boobg

    • @[email protected]
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      9•18 days ago

      That’s Player Unknown’s game, right?

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      o

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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      gboob*

    • M137
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      BOOBG*

  • @[email protected]
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    Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car’s a mess. Who cares?

      • @[email protected]
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        M8! It’s only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.

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    Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.

      What the fuck have you done.

  • @[email protected]
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    Who is BOOBG miles?

  • @[email protected]
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    What’s better than one boob? 280085!

    • @[email protected]
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      My car is much fucking closer to that.

      • @[email protected]
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        Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.

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        Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though

  • @[email protected]
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    5•17 days ago

    Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

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