I always knew I’d die crushed by the Côte d’Azur.
Did you wet the bed?
yess ≧◡≦
Wtf happened to the English Channel?
Inflation.
sacrifices had to be made when turning the country ~100º counter clockwise to get that sweet inland sea between them and Spain
They gave it to Spain apparently
English Channeln’t
Brexit
that’s brenter
So the French Revolution was literal.
Is Spain now part of Europe or Africa? Or a separate continent?
Iberia’s still connected to france, so still a peninsula and therefore europe
Why is France rotated like 90 degrees counter clockwise?
Always has been…
French revolution
I want to see that cliff, where the summit of the Mont Blanc plunges directly into the Mediterranean.
I’m not digging that Marseille lost the sea and now enjoys a german climate
TIL that inland France has “German climate” 😂
I am not familiar with Germany so I just went with german climate
Why is bavaria on the left side of germany instead of the right?
Actually it’s in france
Italy finally got Corsica back?
Maybe, it’s just not french anymore. Might be independent?
Belgium?
no ≧◡≦
No thanks, I already ate.
Did France always look like that, or did the Bavarians pull a little prank on it?
Looks like it got decapitated and the head’s been pushed over
What happened in Pyrenees/South Occitania? Is Andorra OK?
I think Bavaria is South Occitania, but the name’s different for some reason
How powerful are the communes that they were able to stop franco expansionism dead in its tracks?
Probably not at all, but exist as a buffer state for the Germans that would be steamrolled.
The germans actually protect Bavaria from France
The communes are militarily protected by Germany from France
Edit: I’m pretty sure in the dream I’m a german politician attempting to negotiate a ceasefire with France, since it’s actively fighting the communes
