Zapp Brannigan is the better Kirk.
Y’know, boys, a good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. And I’m not convinced Leela has any of those things.
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif! I’m asking you a question!
Weird way to spell Link Hogthrob.
i see you prefer a captain who has the crash of thunder in his thighs
Heresy, Bill Shatner as Kirk is the best, Chris Pine is a close second.
And the eyeliner
is that why my heart fluttered
Well, that and the animal magnetism.
and the aura of authority, even in drag
Especially
Kirk’s leadership style:
They know they can expect him to back them up, which I guess counts for a lot. Glares at Archer
Everyone knows that the real Kirk is Johnnnnnnnnn Shepparrrrrrrrrd from SGA.
I’m pretty sure that she was ultimately found out when Bones pointed out “Wait a minute, I’ve seen him act impulsively and unexpectedly before, but he’s red-faced and hysterical right now, and that’s weird!”
