cw self harm
spoiler
what’s that episode of TNG with the alien species that commits ritual suicide at a certain age
IDK abything about Star Wars, but it sounds like that episode of Dinosaurs where Earl wanted to do the ritual where you toss the elderly off a cliff.
These fuckers live way too long, thanks to their access to the best healthcare money can buy.
hes hearing the screams of his victims
The spectre if his demise looks ever closer
Bro is not looking so good
Honestly I’m more pumped for the day when Biden has a stroke live on air while declaring war against Madagascar.
No, he will probably have a stroke while he debates Trump from prison over zoom. ‘member when his eyes started to bleed during a debate in 2020?
I had actually forgot. God, everything about American politics is such a sick joke. You’ve got this bloodsoaked empire led by visibly decaying pre-corpses and it’s usually just treated as a bizarre sports match
I read this book about a future in which necromancers ruled the Earth, really feels more and more like a factual description.
Ah yes the old blood eye. He’ll need to bring it back to defeat Trump again
Oh yh that was glorious. Dude was decaying live on air last time I dunno how he aint gonna fully decompose this time.
Honestly i’m so pumped Trump is gonna incinerate him with burns and snort his ashes.
Mitch McConnell eternally has the facial expression of someone who’s seen unspeakable deeds and is embarrassed about them.
hurry up and die you old fuck
Death to America
Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein should have a debate.
wrestling match to the death
Dianne will die from overexertion after lifting her arm up an inch, Mitch will have another episode except this time, he also forgets how to breathe and suffocates.
No matter who loses we all win
One hell of a staring contest to be sure.
You joke but what if these archons then reveal their demonic powers and start doing some Lovecraftian Dragon Ball Z shit.
Watching these people die one by one on live television is going to be amazing.
Currently drafting a constitutional argument saying there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dead person can’t hold office. (This follows naturally from the People v Airbud ruling)
This Fall, watch “Weekend at Bernie’s: Body of Law” only on Hulu!
Sorry, that was just me testing out the new settings on the new havana-ray model.
b-rabbit choked again 😔
Is the cuban havana syndrome laser back up and running again?
real chance that we get to see him die on camera. fingers crossed!🤞
Hope it’s going to be like that one Ukrainian nazi who fell over and died mid sentence. Does anyone have that video anywhere?
https://twitter.com/arieshapira1/status/884747826382725120 surprisingly hard to find, google doesn’t like ‘Ukrainian nazi’ had to be more specific with ‘UPA veteran’ this is why I use Yandex on my other machine lol
I’ve seen it before but:
Ahahahahahahaha
Lmao that statue really looking down on the guy in disgust, like ‘smh can’t even finish a speech’
TIRED: suspicious plane crashes WIRED: suspicious brain crashes
