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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?

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Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?

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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Franzia
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    29•2 years ago

    I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      26•2 years ago

      I love that it would look right at home in Australia

      • Margot Robbie
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        8•2 years ago

        Yep.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Relevant usename

          • Margot Robbie
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            4•2 years ago

            That’s Academy Award nominated Australian wildlife expert character actress Margot “Steve Irwin” Robbie to you!

      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 years ago

        We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof

        • Franzia
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          2 years ago

          Lmfao omg

          Sounds like my cat

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        It would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ

  • Cadenza
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    23•2 years ago

    Have you considered running for your life, mate?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      13•2 years ago

      Would I find that brand at Lowe’s or Home Depot?

  • SokathHisEyesOpen
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    18•2 years ago

    Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    That thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?

    • @[email protected]
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      Idk maybe a facehugger from Aliens?

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      It is what you think it is haha

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I think the original picture is of a coconut crab

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    I’d recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.

    If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.

    These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Shoot it

  • Anony Moose
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    27•2 years ago

    They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Just move out, you have already lost the garden

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      This should be the top comment

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    i olny have inhumane solutions

  • slazer2au
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    32•2 years ago

    A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      get away from her you bitch.

      • NegativeLookBehind
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        11•2 years ago

        They mostly come out at night.

        Mostly.

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        deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    24•2 years ago

    A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      12•2 years ago

      Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        yeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can’t talk anymore

        • SnausagesinaBlanket
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          1•2 years ago

          as you pick up a corwbar

          What is that?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            hehe i’m stupid :D *crowbar

  • downpunxx
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    19•2 years ago

    Game Over, Man. Game Over.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    They are cute little things called face huggers. Just give them as a gift to your lonely neighbour so they can get free hugs.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    My gut feeling is to just face it or it will burst out of control.

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