Whenever I get pee shy, I think of this comic and it relaxes me enough to get things going.
I suffered with this most of my life. Anxiety was the cause for me. My anxiety was diagnosed only recently for unrelated reasons but the treatment has had the fortunate side effect of fixing my shy bladder!
You can’t pee if you aren’t relaxed. You can’t relax with debilitating anxiety.
How did that treatment proceed? I’ve been down this road…
I think this is a scene from the movie “Waiting”
This is a whole subplot from the movie “Waiting.”
When this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There’s always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.
Or pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I’m not pulling out my phone at a urinal.
if you turn the flash light on and off quickly people will simply think you’re taking a photo of your dick
Well, at that point, I might as well just take pics of my dick.
…like I need any more, I mean really.
“Waiting for you to exit, there’s a fart blocking the flow and I didn’t want to crop dust ya.”
“You are a prince among men. Godspeed.”
You fart out yer dick?
you ain’t ever had a fart block a piss?
Gonna use some scientific terms here - you realize the fart bag and the piss bag are like, right next to each other?
ah, youth…
You don’t?
Why I always use a stall
Not always effective in a nightclub. I’ve had the door opened a few times by a bouncer assuming I’m doing drugs in there. They see you queuing for the stall for the 6th time that night they tend to get suspicious! Fair enough though because sometimes I was.
Wait a minute, this guy’s not shitting, he’s just too awkward to use the urinal!
NOOO
I HAVE A SHY BLADDER
PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT ME
That used to be me. Last time this happened it was literally next to the CEO of the business I work for. Now I just go for cubicles. Always.
