Last weekend I was at a formula 1 race. And we got soaked in dihydrogen monoxide there…
Found the zandvoort enjoyer
Oh hey, I didn’t know it was geriatric meme day.
Drink some hydrogen hydroxide and your troubles will wash away.
Nitrogen Minoxidil Mono Uride
This was a meme before we even called them memes.
Isn’t this sub geriatric memes all the time? I haven’t seen anything here but facebook memes from the 2010 era
O rly? Le sir is displeased?
rawr kthxbaiii
Ahh the simpler times. You don’t miss them?
No, Facebook memes have always been shit, since the very beginning.
Some people say if you heat it up above 100° c it evaporates and it can burn your children!
This is the kind of boomer shit that makes me want to go back to reddit
Not all boomer humor is bad.
A Redditor would just say “Bye Felicia”
Maybe in 2009
This joke was barely passable when we were 12yr olds telling it on the school. How the fuck a bunch of adults just upvoted this meme I cannot begin to fathom…
“am i out of touch for not finding this meme funny?nayh… it must be the manchildren!”
Oh no, the huge meme community has jokes everyone gets :,(
I too wish there were more memes that only Smart™ people like us could understand, what a world we live in where humor isn’t niche
Bro it’s not that they’re easy to comprehend, it’s that they’re tired, stale, and trite. Peak boomer humor.
Come on man, do you really want to see “new hip kid on the block” lemmy immediately leapfrog over reddit and dive straight into becoming Facebook memes?
Have some fucking standards, goddamn.
A full one third of the population of the United States cannot name even one branch of government, only 26% can name all three. The meme still works because people are still dumb and you can easily make fun of them over the stuff we knew when we were 12.
On Lemmy, no one knows you’re a dog.
This stuff is so aggressive, they can cut metal with it. ☠️
Especially when it’s filled with rubies, which are known by medicine to cause severe digestive problems.
And for years it’s literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I’ve made my research and it’s seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!
It’s also highly addictive and humans develop such a strong dependency that withdrawal is fatal.
It also can have a fatal overdose effect!
I think it is a strong base with pOH of 7.
Thats dangerous! I will take it to my government (orban and comrades), to create a new hate/fear campaign! 🤣
People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!
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Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs
Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.
If the body decays, that’s a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.
Why do they keep it a secret?
Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn’t include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google “HOH chemical”, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.
I don’t need to Google anything because you used some big words to make me feel scared! I can now confidently say to people I did my research!
Damn, sounds like an incredibly dangerous chemical
It’s also a base although a weak one
yeah but have you felt overwhelming pain and suffering when you throw up and its acidic and burns everything leaving you with physical and mental trauma due to the unbelievably painful moment your body produced? yeah that’s worse
Penn and teller anyone?
People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.
Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?
And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.
Not to mention its so addictive that brings people in a state of daze and confusion till they actually believe it’s good for they’re health and they go spreading words such as “u should drink at least a liter and a half a day” we are gone so far that there are also biosynthesized or chemically engineered versions for bays and little kitties this society is awfull
Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy
I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.
And a 100% fatality rate. Everyone who touches it dies.
It’s really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!
We could take it from people’s lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!
Truly, DHMO is the Devil’s plaything. It’s worse than fentanyl!
Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!
I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!
