Kinky
I fuck with my future self all the time by saying “you too” when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.
I am making future me regret he was ever born
My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.
I’m scared :(
The vast majority of the future is outside the next 60 or so years.
I don’t even remember what I had for lunch yesterday
I do
I am the one who knocks
Yea but will this help me remember my Bitwarden password?
Jokes on you I’m already in my late 40s and from Glasgow future me is already dead
The GDPR needs to be amended to prevent human memories from containing personal data
Not if I get drunk enough!
No she isn’t; I have a terrible memory
I was thinking the same thing then I forgot, thanks for reminding me
Trust me he won’t remember this shit, he’s an idiot
What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality
Why is future me watching me poop?!
Do you often reminisce about poops of yore?
Reminisce is not the word I would use.
You’ve obviously never had a colonoscopy.
Hahaha, touché. I’m fast approaching that particular rite of passage myself.
Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order
Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?
