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Moxvallix to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago

watching your children die

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watching your children die

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Moxvallix to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    “Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.”. --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    60•2 years ago

    I like how “killing others” comes after “killing yourself.”

    “I’m going to kill myself and then all of you!”

    • MelastSB
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      25•2 years ago

      Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Made me remember this joke:

      A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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    13•2 years ago

    The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

  • @[email protected]
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    Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

    • r00ty
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      How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

  • darcy
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    5•2 years ago

    simple children 💀

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    When they don’t inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Tried 9.4.5, couldn’t get around to 9.4.6

  • Arghblarg
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    What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      https://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=397655&seqNum=4

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Proper instruction.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    kys, and then ko’s

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      It’s in order of usefulness

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Guide for expectant fathers.

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