Pricefield | Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@[email protected] to > [email protected] • 2 years ago

Anon donates plasma

sh.itjust.works

message-square
19
fedilink
333

Anon donates plasma

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to > [email protected] • 2 years ago
message-square
19
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    86•2 years ago

    Donate blood.

    Blood is transfusioned into a guy

    Guy gets a boner

    Your blood in his rod

    You gave a guy a boner

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      15•2 years ago

      Fellas? 🤔

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      11•2 years ago

      And I’d do it again for any of the lads

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      21•2 years ago

      any bro would do it

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      3•2 years ago

      Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    38•2 years ago

    Our cells are literally shared

    Jokes on him, plasma donations don’t have any cells from him.

  • Xariphon
    link
    fedilink
    13•2 years ago

    … Who?

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      26•
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Not sure which person you are “who” -ing, but:

      Ironmouse

      Conner

      Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

      • Xariphon
        link
        fedilink
        3•2 years ago

        Sorry; I was ‘who’-ing Ironmouse. I’d never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I’ve seen some of his stuff although it’s been a while.

        During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us… a lot.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        6•2 years ago

        Terrible choice of name

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          7•
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    60•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Lmao. At least he’s doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      38•2 years ago

      We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

      • t�m
        link
        fedilink
        9•2 years ago

        Not from a Jedi

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    12•2 years ago

    In short: “see you later virigns”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    17•2 years ago

    afaik plasma donations don’t include cells

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    11•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

    • lol3droflxp
      link
      fedilink
      2•2 years ago

      I mean, it is basically all Latin words

    • radix
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      3•2 years ago

      And thanks to you, so do I now…

> [email protected]

[email protected]
Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]
  • 7 users / day
  • 7 users / week
  • 7 users / month
  • 47 users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 466 Posts
  • 9.96K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @[email protected]
  • UI: 0.18.4
  • BE: 0.18.2
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org