I saw the thumbnail of his mugshot and thought, “this guy looks like he did something really stupid”. Then I read the title.

I can almost hear him asking for a liter of cola.

Cops shouldn’t be allowed to chase, period.

You can’t outrun the radio, right? Fucking use it then.

Chasing just leads to innocent people dying, all so these bullies can cosplay last action hero on our dime.

Fuck em.

That boy ain’t right.

Looks like he smelt his own fart.