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FiveMacs to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Throat Waffles

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Throat Waffles

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FiveMacs to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    41•2 years ago

    Best $575.99 I’ve ever spent

    • SolidGrue
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      14•2 years ago

      There’s a similar model.for $480. Just sayin’…

      • LinkOpensChest.wav
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        3•2 years ago

        (Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I’ll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      I mean…you’ve really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I’m spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

      • FiveMacsOP
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        5•2 years ago

        dear penis

    • abc
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      1•2 years ago

      How has it been so far?

  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 years ago

    I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

    • troybot [he/him]
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      17•2 years ago

      Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

      • FiveMacsOP
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        7•2 years ago

        Already been done in Toronto.

        https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    This Christmas I’m giving OP’s mom a waffle iron.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    That’s great they have a payment plan… I want 2, please.

  • The Giant Korean
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    3•2 years ago

    Pairs well with: Rich’s Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail https://a.co/d/6Ah1umT

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?

    • FiveMacsOP
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      9•2 years ago

      Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Almost $600? No thanks, I’ll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.

    • BattleFox
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      1•2 years ago

      Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

  • @[email protected]
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    71•2 years ago

    Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

  • BlinkerFluid
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    36•2 years ago

    Why is it industrial, lmao?

    I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like… is this for a restaurant?

    • MentalEdge
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      2 years ago

      You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything’s during these events.

      There is definitely a market for this.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

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