Whip that muthafuckin thang out

Man I really hate when street snakes try to jump up my butt because my shorts are too bootylicious

Not a problem

Free belt

😳

Thank god the only thing I need to worry about is the earthworm

Problem?

I know a guy who had this problem she had to give the gym teachers a note so she could avoid wearing shorts, not sure what they did with all the extra meat after the switch

Yeah, trying to see the issue here. Like Peaches said “girls wanna be her, boys wanna be her” 😳

My problem is hair my hair :(

Wish I could just cut it off alongside the other stuff. No horni, no problems