• Koordinator O
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    82 years ago

    That reads to me as if it could have blown up at anytime anyway. I think her doing only accelerated the inevitable.

  • Broom2101
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    52 years ago

    Wouldn’t Aunt Sheryl happen to have ruined the poster’s relationship by marrying her husband?

  • Ongar
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    1172 years ago

    People really use this awful font as their default??

  • beanz
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    42 years ago

    i could feel my braincells commit suicide as i read this

  • 1chemistdown
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    292 years ago

    Did they take a bag of popcorn to thanksgiving? Because, I’m getting ‘they took a bag of popcorn to their mom’s thanksgiving diner’ vibes here.

    Any follow up?

    • @[email protected]
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      472 years ago

      Found this on Bing

      Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn’t see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl’s husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.

      • @[email protected]
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        112 years ago

        The husband trusts his wife and doesn’t make a big deal about some awkwardness and tries to be inviting to a new-comer. Instead of always accusing his wife of having an affair everytime they meet a new man. It’s a lose-lose for this fellow

        • @[email protected]
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          62 years ago

          There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

            • @[email protected]
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              22 years ago

              Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

              Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 years ago

      Unfortunately none. Absconded with this several years back and don’t even remember where.

      To be a fly on that wall.

    • @[email protected]
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      212 years ago

      A and B and C and D are going to a destination E.

      A and B are having an affair. C is being cheated on. D is planning on enjoying the act of torturing A B and C

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        I knew those unions and sets would come in handy one day.

        I might be able to come up on with a less direct way of telling the story than the original post, but it would take effort.

        • @[email protected]
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          42 years ago

          Hmmm according to set theory it sounds like uncle is gonna fuck Kevin but idk I never learned set theory

    • Flying SquidM
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      32 years ago

      I joined chess club in school and I lost in 3 moves at the first tournament. I learned at a young age that chess is not my game.

  • @[email protected]
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    972 years ago

    Halfway through the web of social connections, I was expecting this to end like that old doctor riddle or some sort of logic puzzle where you have to identify people from a set of linked clues.