Ham-ster
Then you can scroll the hamster wheel!
This had me wondering what the first mouse I ever used looked like as it was so long ago I don’t remember, and it was this:
Makes me feel ancient. Still, it’s better than the very first mouse from 1964, which looks like something from Fallout:
Back in the days when you asked someone to move the mouse to the button, and they picked that shit up off the desk 🤣.
Second pic is peak ergonomics
A computer mouse pluralised is technically mouses, but mice is accepted due to commonality.
I’ll be around with more useless shit no one asked for but may find mildly, mildly, interesting.
I’ll be long dead in the ground before I use the word ‘mouses’.
On this day we remember the life of bizarrocullen, who has used the word ‘mouses’ and died just hours ago.
“Meece”
a meece once bit my sister
Meeces
Ok, now tell me what animal my trackball is.
Armadillo or hedgehog probably.
That works.
I have an elecom huge at work, and when somebdy asks me what kind of mouse is this, I say it’s not a mouse, it’s a rat.
I prefer gerbil
Gerbils have long tails.
uhhh, tuco-tuco?
I prefer lemming
Why would he think that dropping electronics would be the best way to demonstrate the lack of a wire, though? 😬🤦
What a shame that was an April Fools’ prank… probably. They don’t say it, but the video was released on March 31st 2019.
My vocabulary has forever been altered.
I can’t argue with this
As a bonus, “Xhamster” finally makes sense as a porn site name! I think… 🤔
What was the reasoning behind that name anyway, sounds a bit “hmmm” thinking about it now lol
Yeah, now that you mention it, I think I’d prefer not to know 😄
The cheek-filling power of hamsters?
When I was a kid I had pet hamsters and killed them by mistake trying to spray the ants that invaded their cage because I didn’t clean it. Now as an adult I kill mice on purpose. Just thought I’d mention that.
If you do that, I’m making a mouse company named hampter.
Why stop there? Let’s rename the mouse buttons to mouse/hamster buttocks.
What is the scroll wheel then? Mouse cock?
You guys don’t call it the clit already?
No, that’s the red-ish circular thingy on top that you press on and slightly move your fingers for great effect.
I miss my old ThinkPad.
My lenovo still has red clitmouse
old ThinkPad
I also call my ex this
Something, something, mouse balls
People look at me weird when I turn the mouse upside down and rub it’s balls.
🤨
Sometimes you gotta tickle its balls to wake it up.
