turtlepower goes where trans people exist
Trans person: “Well howdy friend! Are you trans too?”
turtlepower: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME TRANS!”
sometimes I wish we could turn downvotes back on temporarily
My
broke from overloadthis is always such a funny tack for them to take. do they think we want “allies” as bloodless as they are? “you were mean once so i flipped” alright well i’d rather just count that as an enemy 100% of the time because they’re literally worth less than garbage
Sorry everyone, it’s my fault. I called turtlepower an egg. 😔
edit: you fools! I never did such a thing!!
his brain’s def scrambled
That was my first thought too! It has that Lovecraftian, Dreherian horror of “They’re gonna trans me!” and it’s like, why is that both your firm belief and first concern lol
I get where you’re coming from. I think they doth protest too much.
jokingly being called an egg is a right of passage for anyone hanging out with enough trans people.
everyone knows the actual trans prime directive means we can’t try to tell anyone they’re trans even if we suspect it. you have to figure it out yourself.
Pfffft like they even know what that term means.
“THESE EBIL HEXBEARS SAY THAT IM SCRAMBLED!”
I’ve had trans people try to convince me that I am trans
lmao isn’t that mostly a bit where trans folks look back at their own perspective and are like “ah should have been obvious”. I’ve seen a handful of people who used to be like this guy, then had someone say this to them, then they were like “o shit” and they’ve been on HRT for 3 years.
Idk maybe this guy should try on some skirts before he goes showing his ass on forums.
lowkey reads as a dysphoric reaction to me, but also I’m projecting and this nerd is probably just a bigot.
I would have respected your human rights but you had to go and demand for them
turtle power? more like turd shower.
boom. gottem.
trying to make the whole world trans
Fucking dumb. It’s like saying anti-racists are trying to make the world a single race. No dumb ass they’re trying to make the world not racist.
They’re being told people should be able to choose the kind of person they want to be without having to worry about all the gendered propaganda we’ve been fed our entire life. Their response:
I will NOT stand for that shit.
Just because they’re unhappy with what they were born with doesn’t mean everyone feels that way.
Just a complete fundamental misunderstanding of everything while also being an entitled shit. I doubt they fit perfectly in to society’s cubicuboctahedron role they were assigned at birth and drilled in to them every day of their life by all the people they love. Stay ignorant.
The only reason I care is because it’s constantly being shoved down everyone’s throat and I have seen so, so many trans people who are trying to make the whole world trans. That is not hyperbole. I have had trans people try to convince me that I am trans. Just because they’re unhappy with what they were born with doesn’t mean everyone feels that way. I’ve also had trans people completely disregard anything I have to say about any topic, just because I’m “cis” I’m all for fighting for fair and equal treatment of all, but I will NOT stand for that shit.
this reads like if you tricked chatgpt into generating transphobic npc word salad. “shoved down everyone’s throat” is such a cliche at this point.
they’re gonna trans my goldfish!!
people like this diaping out is proof that
is a force for good on the lemmyverseOh man I found a funny gem in the comments: https://lemm.ee/comment/3581203
‘let me derail this trans-positive post to complain about tankies’
I laughed out loud at this description of us:
“many of their users act basically like 4chan without the racism, sexism, anti semitsm, transphobia and all of that”
So 4chan without the 4chan?
Introducing: Hexbear, all of the confidence of your favorite 4chan trolls but with none of the hate.
I just tried to read that and I think it gave me a stroke. We really are the spectre that haunts the internet lmao
The last one is funny too. It’s the guy whose eyes glaze over and at best skims your comment when they realize you’re antagonistic to their politics going “it’s all noise and no signal.” A close cousin to “I knew you were going to say that” guy.
No one will be safe from the mass transing.
We won’t stop until every peepee is cut off!
Every peepee (for AMAB)or titties (for AFAB). the mass authoritarian genderswap is a core part of the communist party’s platform
TRANS RIGHTS HUMAN RIGHTS
you’re pushing me to the right as if I wasn’t there already
[insert matt bors comic here]
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