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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    semicolons are optional in js anyway…

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Most of the time. Sometimes it can lead to code that is ambiguous and ASI picks the wrong way to interpret it.

      https://stackoverflow.com/questions/25088708/what-rules-must-i-follow-to-write-valid-javascript-without-semicolons

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Right, but there’s not going to be a syntax error.

  • @[email protected]
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    Me who programs in rust which has a specific compiler message to tell me what happened

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Cargo fix

  • SokathHisEyesOpen
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    17•2 years ago

    I knew a guy who used the Unicode character for a space in his password. He figured if anyone ever saw his password they’d think it was a space and still not be able to use it. It’s silly, but it was a fun thing to learn about him.

    • shastaxc
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      1•2 years ago

      That’s pretty neat, but also means he will never be able to log into things on mobile

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Bitwarden has no problem filling passwords containing unicode characters on Andorid.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Which character. Does it need Combination of keys or a Single key.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        1•2 years ago

        A combination of keys. I don’t remember the code anymore.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Alt-255 was the old-school method.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            I use alt 0160 for a non-line breaking space.

          • Carl
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            1•2 years ago

            I can’t type alt codes with my keyboard.

  • newIdentity
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    8•2 years ago

    Who uses semicolons in Javascript?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Old habits die hard. Learned JS, CSS and C++ all the same year about a decade ago.

    • @[email protected]
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      31•2 years ago

      Programmers who care about best practices. Here are a couple of scenarios where not using a semicolon will bite you in the ass.

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        • @[email protected]
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          10•2 years ago

          ~95% of the JS code you see on the Web has semicolons. Apparently, a lot of programmers think it’s worth that extra keystroke to avoid these types of bugs. I agree with them. The difficulty with programming isn’t “Arrgh, there are too many keystrokes, my hands are tired!” It’s “Arrgh, HTF did this bug get in here?!?”

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            I don’t even bother typing them because I like having eslint do it for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          They made it a named function, but this is literally how you format anonymous functions in js, a key feature that usually gets called with stuff like an onclick or onload call in the html domain.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      I use prettier which by default adds semicolons. Coming from predominately doing backend stuff (mostly in Java) I don’t really mind, especially when the formatter adds them for me

      • newIdentity
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        1•2 years ago

        That’s what I do too, but i don’t manually add them

    • @[email protected]
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      25•2 years ago

      Every real programmers

      • @[email protected]
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        In that sentence, we use “programmer” singular, because “every” is singular, though referring to many

        All real programmers

        Every real programmer

        Each real programmer

        No real programmer

        It’s pretty arbitrary

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      People who like minimizing the amount of bug fixing.

  • Python
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    11•2 years ago

    ESLint has entered the room

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Or any coding software really. Does this guys friend code in notepad?

  • Drew Belloc
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    8•2 years ago

    If the language doesn’t force me to use semicolons i will forget

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    I don’t think any Greek layout uses a different Unicode codepoint for the question mark. In fact, the classic semicolon is used, so what the meme describes would not happen IRL.

    Does all this make it any less funnier? No. It’s brilliant.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      In Unicode, it is separately encoded as U+037E ; GREEK QUESTION MARK, but the similarity is so great that the code point is normalised to U+003B ; SEMICOLON, making the marks identical in practice.

      Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_mark

      I’m still curious whether it would be accepted by the code interpreters / compilers of various languages. I’m not bold enough to assume they all normalise properly.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Wow, thank you, didn’t know of that.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Unicode should have enforced the principle of using the same encoding for similar looking characters like they did with CJK instead of allowing bullshit like the Cyrillic “o” or the Greek question mark.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        1,000% percent.

  • @[email protected]
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  • NegativeLookBehind
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    Something similar happened to me a while back. I was copying some code from a Mac to a remote Linux host. For some reason the Mac was using a thing called an “en dash” – which is slightly longer than a regular hyphen - and was really fucking frustrating to figure out.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Ah, my favorite character. I abuse the hell out of the em-dash.

      • @[email protected]
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        For someone who abuses it, there is a remarkable absence of em-dashes in your comment :—)

    • @[email protected]
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      Some mac apps have some quirks, the default note app was probably not meant for pasting code in, but when you do it changes the quotes and makes them all fancy. Drives me up the wall and there’s nobody to blame but me.

      • 🐍🩶🐢
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        I was looking for this. Some text from webpages end up pasting that way too, even on non-mac systems, and it is utterly infuriating. Nothing I hate more than having to paste something into notepad++ so I can fix all the stupid quotes from some online tutorial that is giving you things to paste into a command prompt.

      • NegativeLookBehind
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        7•2 years ago

        I blame Steve Jobs.

        • [email protected]
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          Let’s dig him up and put him on trial. If it’s good enough for the pope, it’s good enough for him.

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      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Thank you. I have learned something new today!

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        Dictionary source for possible particulars: https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/em-dash-en-dash-how-to-use

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  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    I don’t even know what to say to this one.

  • @[email protected]
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    52•2 years ago

    Any remotely capable IDE will immediately show you what, and where, the problem is.

    • stebo
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      12•2 years ago

      it would still be confusing why all semicolons are highlighted

      • qaz
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        VSCode has a special case for this

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      That means that detection was added explicitly because this prank was done enough that it was worth it to add.

      • @[email protected]
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        We do a little trolling

      • @[email protected]
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        The reason is in fact not only because of this exact symbol, but because people tried to change program’s behavior in a malicious way by replacing legitimate code with same looking symbols.

  • darcy
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    116•2 years ago

    any modern compiler or ide will notice this and warn you.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah, it will tell you that it existed a semicolon… 😁

      • @[email protected]
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        …for which my default fix would be to delete and reenter it in hopes of fixing ehatever hiccup the syntax validator is having

    • massive_bereavement
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      Same, I thought this is gotta be a problem for someone who uses notepad as their main editor.

    • @[email protected]
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      meanwhile vim:

      • darcy
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        vim is not an ide i believe. but an lsp will notice

      • @[email protected]
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        If you are coding on vim you use a language server 😝

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