As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
“Causing a disturbance”
…. Bet she was a screamer.
I’m just surprised that the man isn’t Gaetz. They were 100% having an affair while she was still married to her pedophile husband.
Looks like exposing yourself in front of children is just Boebert’s fetish. Odd choice for a GOP lackey, since they’re always droning on and on about protecting children. Once again, the calls are coming from inside the house with them.
Odd choice for a GOP lackey
Hypocritical choice, but not odd for a GOP lackey in the slightest.
I’m old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
So…were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
There were, but for your idea to happen, the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable. And that’s just not the case. If she was someone like AOC, or hell, any other DEM member, they would have already been forced to resign. But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
Oh yes Bobo, alright Bobo
forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable.
…Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
Yeah, this happened in Denver, which is a blue city in a blue state. No reason the Dems couldn’t get her if they wanted. I still expect no charges, though.
They’ll call it highly concerning and may even ask her to resign and probably call it there
A lot of the Democratic Party doesn’t have any fucking teeth
If she ever campaigns door-to-door she’ll have to lead with that, heheheee
party of family values indeed
Family Values Tour '98 featuring LIMP BIZKIT!!!
She was blowing vape clouds right at people. Just trashy behavior.
Yeah but I’m sexually inappropriate for existing according to her
Yeah but she’s straight white and cis so it isn’t icky.
/S, obviously
Why hasn’t she been arrested for public nudity, sex acts in public, and all the upgrades for committing these crimes in front of minor children?
Date or client?
Can you imagine your standards being so low that you date boebert
I’ll be honest, if I was single and deaf, I’d throw her a bone
Just the bone? Because that ain’t dating.
he was lobbying
No, they were clearly still in the theater. The lobby is where the “Do you know who I am?” and “I’m going to call the mayor!” parts happened.
No need to shame honest hard working sex workers
They were shaming a dishonest sex worker.
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Date or client?
On second thought, I don’t see any insult there. Just a fair question.
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… There are two of you?
This whole thread is entirely too clever for it’s own good
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Did you just…
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no time to pull out eh?
Keyword: honest.
Fuck yeah spread it (the video)
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Listen, if you keep being overly horny about Lauren Boebert, people are going to downvote you. You don’t have to stop, karma doesn’t matter, but you don’t need to keep being surprised.
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I believe the phrase is “dem titties”, even if a little ironic.
Did they fiddle to fruition?
Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
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I’ll always give a Mallrats quote an upvote
I think they fiddled to fruition, doddled to distinguishment, mingled to magnificence and rendezvoused to rendition.
Rendition doesn’t quite work for that. But you tried.
Damn, Bobo. Yousa hoho.
Why is watching Beetlejuice making these people so horny?
Imagine jacking your date off to this fuckin’ banger.
Been there. Things worked out.
He’s the ghost with the most baby!
I suspect there might be ghosts with more baby than Beetlejuice.
You haven’t seen this production of Beetlejuice, 20% more baby.
She was probably sexualized while watching it as children.
Don’t forget, people. It’s always projection with conservatives. Next time you hear one scream about pedos, might as well start looking at their hard drives :)
There are a few specific Republicans I can think of where I’d love to have their computers/phones looks into…and not just to find their involvement/support of the coup for donnie.
They probably have illegal things on their computers/phones. Wouldn’t be surprised as no Republicans are calling out Boobert (yes, with a o) or voted for people with questionable history.
do you guys not have an idiom for that?
in Hungarian we have (literally translated) : How one lives, thus they judge.
We have (very loosely translated) ‘the innkeeper trusts his patrons as much as he trusts/knows himself’ in Dutch. Or semantically more accurate would be ‘an untrustworthy innkeeper distrusts his patrons’.
Lefties sometimes say “every accusation is a confession.”
Oh, IOKIYAR.
We just call them “republicans”.
“If you smelt it you dealt it”
(A reference to flatulence)
In Mexico it’s exactly like that “Como vives, juzgas”
We have acronyms
Gaslight Obstruct Project
GOP: Gaslight Obstruct Project
(Alternatively: Greedy Old Paedophiles.)
Them having an itch and that’s all what they preach in Russian as well.
For someone who is worried about the sanctity of marriage when gay people wanna do it, she sure is publicly stepping out on her husband before their divorce is finalized.
She would never contradict her positions on important stuffs! /s
To hell with this lady. (I deliberately modified “fuck this lady,” because I don’t want her to have any opportunity to enjoy anything.) Piece of shit.
I was about to say - that didn’t take long!
Oh my, that’s a sin!! But she’s sorry so it’s okay.
